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Celery Man

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  1. We started transitioning the kids to the new time the day before, half an hour isn’t bad. I’m playing outside before dinner right now at near 6, love it.
  2. Is this a Briscoe sock?
  3. The morning of the forgotten coffee maker clock
  4. are you on the ballot
  5. Park’s open after naptime, kiddos!
  6. Wife is applying for jobs (I think mostly copywriter, coming from nonprofit grant writing and development) and is having me review her resume. Content wise it is fairly good but is a whole canva thing with all sorts of formatting, picture in front of a tree, etc. Are the scanning systems still too dumb for that/has the guidance for super simple formats and fonts remained the same?
  7. I just had the most incredible night’s sleep of all time. I’m in charge of the three month old’s nights and he slept straight through. 7 hours feels like 10. wife is tired. “I went ahead and woke up at the new time, I just wasn’t sure that Rory would sleep in” Rory is three years old, can’t read a clock, doesn’t understand time, etc
  8. Welp I finally got bit by what I thought was the brilliant idea of promising my wife a forever discontinued product she desperately wanted. However I think I found a way to break even financially.
  9. there's no fucking way I'd encourage my daughter to go to school in Texas, and frankly I'm already thinking a bit about Chicago and Minneapolis if NC goes any further down the hole. If the job market was different I'd probably be a bit more serious about that.
  10. Ok so branded cock rings but with vanity sizing
  11. I always assumed Frank was named after the German word for pancho.
  12. This gives me an idea to bring in the younger crowd - a surly branded trash can that can hold a keg, which you use at a surly tailgate where we serve alcohol to minors
  13. you should print up some cheap panchos with some ridiculous logo and give them out before a game that threatens rain large enough and simply legible enough to hopefully get picked up by tv cameras maybe sneak oklahoma eating a dick in there somehow, I dunno
  14. this is like that, but you've got a guy that throws increasingly heavier tennis balls into the machine as the baby continues to cry
  15. I was trying to remember how expensive this thing was and so I looked it up - like 1600, worth it. Curious how much I get for it after we move kid 2 to the crib and a disconnect my balls.
  16. The thread is slow, I’ve already posted too many j45 pictures, but the j45 fucks so here is a video comparing the standard and the custom Mine’s a custom but honestly I think I’d take the standard out of the two.
  17. He’s actually doing pretty well overall, he’s just going through a growth thing or has a stomach bug or something. This is not an atypical night, although often he needs to be resettled at about 3.
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