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APD Booking Photos
11296399 FLORES DAVID 2405220 03/08/2024 0100-0 MURDER
11296432 SHIN JUN 2405252 03/08/2024 1604-0 SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION
11296347 STEVE JOSEPH "P.I. Joe" 245003229 03/08/2024 0905-0 RESIST ARREST SEARCH OR TRANSPORT
11296404 ZUNIGA ALEJANDRO 2405223 03/08/2024 0200-0 SEXUAL ASSAULT
11296501 DZENOWSKI CHESTER "Dze Nuts" 245003323 03/09/2024 0900-1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY MEMBER
11296451 FLORES MELBY 245003291 03/09/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT DATE/FAMILY/HOUSE W/WEAPON
11296511 RUSSELL JASON "KONY" 245003329 03/09/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296552 ACOSTA RAMON 2405375 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296536 CAAL POP MANUEL 245003354 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296569 RIVERA RAYMOND 2405393 03/10/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296572 RUEDAS MARISELA 245003369 03/10/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296608 BUCKNER JUSTIN "Buck Wild" 245003395 03/11/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296597 CRUZ-MARTINEZ ALEJANDRO 2405427 03/11/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296630 HARRIS BORJA ERIC 245003411 03/11/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296586 RUY QUENTIN 245003385 03/11/2024 1724-0 INDECENT ASSAULT
11296605 SOTHERLAND PHILLIP 245003393 03/11/2024 2411-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-EXPOSURE
11296701 AMADOR LUIS 2405530 03/12/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296691 BERMUDEZ RICHARD "Batboy" 2405523 03/12/2024 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF >=$750<$2;500
11296722 BURATTI BENTON 245003475 03/12/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296715 DAVIS ADAM 245003464 03/12/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296713 PALMA QUIROZ BAYRON 245003504 03/12/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296700 PRESLEY ANDREA 2405531 03/12/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296712 SWINFORD ZEN 2405541 03/12/2024 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT DATE/FAMILY/HOUSE W/WEAPON
11296730 WINSTON MICHAEL 2405558 03/12/2024 1798-0 FAIL TO COMPLY W SEX OFFENDER REGISTRATION
11296777 BOTELLO MARCOS 2405604 03/13/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296804 HUERTA GILBERTO 245003529 03/13/2024 0303-0 ROBBERY
11296790 MITCHELL UNIQUA 2405618 03/13/2024 0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON
11296802 SANDERS JIMMY 245003522 03/13/2024 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY
11296758 THOMAS BERNARD "Bernard" 245003501 03/13/2024 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS
11296789 WAGNER JOHN "Off the Wagner" 245003517 03/13/2024 0600-0 THEFT PROP <$2;500 2/MORE PREV CONV
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Looks like they DIY-ed their facial injections, too.
A branded ninja boot.
Trivial things that please the ever living shit out of you
Did you fall asleep on the toilet after the all nighter?
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Please tell me you named your dog R. Kelly...
Pics of parking douche baggery
Hope he's got a generator in the back!
Tell Me About Texas a&m
If he's anything like the clowns I know, he graduated from Texas Wesleyan Law School and then had the diploma reprinted to show TAMU on it, followed by slapping that sticker on the back window.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Well, give the professor a break. He's getting laid off soon.
Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Those single cab Toyotas always thinking they're tough...
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
I think he's more concerned with what's on the lunch menu than the homeless crisis or the APD contract.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
https://usa.fishermap.org/depth-map/lady-bird-lake/
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Or, we charge back time and equipment costs to retrieve the garbage. A lien against the company for hazardous waste in the lake might be good, too.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
We rejected the strong mayor form of governing a year or two ago... So Watson is about as powerful as Zo and Baby Alter. The nutjobs run the asylum.
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Sooners are coming out of their mobile homes for the spring, I see.
Post a pic that makes you lol
State of Texas plays the best April Fools joke and unlocks all porn sites today. Violence plummets overnight.
It's a GMC Sierra 1500 AT4. It's a SIERRA, not an HD 2500 or 3500. Dude bought a half ton truck for 78K...
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
It's the one thing Cali does right, property taxes. They make up the difference in income taxes for sure.
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
One of the local YIMBY clowns on Twitter claims to know it was someone he graduated with that was found deceased. Anyone actually have a name, or is this another case of the media going silent?
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
MLF / Community First is not run by the CoA, and look at how successful they are. Maybe the city SHOULDN'T be in the homeless abatement business, rather they should turn to someone who knows their ass from a hole in the ground.
Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Clearly haven't watched a midnight yell.
Tell Me About Texas a&m
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Is that where she pumps the dude full of holes, then has someone rub one off on the corpse?!
Post a pic that makes you lol
Posted TWICE on the last page, come on...
What the fuck is wrong with you, Austin?
Doing a mediocre at best job is how they consider you a great employee around here. You do the job right, you piss off the progressives, not to mention get hired away by a city that appreciates your approach.
I feel like the city prefers someone who squeaks by and checks a few diversity boxes here or there, and has no risk of leaving for something better. I'm really surprised Cronk lasted as long as he did, then was ousted for the weather debacle (while the head of Austin Energy wasn't even reprimanded for her responsibility in the entire clusterfuck).
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