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Bojack

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  1. 3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

     

    Watched the eclipse and then national title game with them. 

    I couldn't see anything but the eclipse with those glasses. Surprised you were able to watch the game like that.

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  2. 7 hours ago, hobbes2702 said:

    God dammit. Great minds and such 

    You did the find the gif where they look almost exactly alike aside from the hat, glasses, and hair.

  3. 8 hours ago, PRONG HORN said:

     

     

    The relief is for all who resonate with the humor in the posts.  I'm not posting in order to fit in with people's perception of the thread's history.  I'm not excluding anyone intentionally.  If you don't resonate feel free to post your own.    

     

     

     

    This makes so little sense, it could be one of your cartoons. Just misspell some words, add a drawing of Pepe the Frog crying, and say something about sucking girls' dicks and it'd probably be a big hit on whatever Twitter thread you get this shit from. 

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  4. 17 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    I answered a call from an unknown number yesterday because a colleague had just texted me that someone was going to call me with questions about one of our products. Turned out it was an old lady who addressed me as "James"and thanked me for being a supporter of conservative values, but now my help was needed to ensure election integrity.

    She rambled for a minute about the threat at hand but also listed recent wins they'd had in Michigan by "cleaning" voter registration lists. I said just enough to get her hopes up & when she thought she'd closed the deal with "James" and could I be counted on for the recommended $250 donation I asked how much did one need to donate to get a God Bless the USA Bible?

    "OH gee, we don't distribute those. That's separate from us."

    James: "What if I donate $500? Can you get me a Bible signed by Trump?"

    Her: "if you sign up to be a repeating donor we have several patriotic items including pictures, flags & t-shirts! [Excitedly] Would you like to do that, "James?"

    James: "how much for a picture signed by Stormy Daniels saying 'it's really, really tiny?'"

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    Her: Who is Stormy Daniels?

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  5. 1 hour ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    I kind of hope Cheney changes his mind and endorses Trump. Maybe they could become friends. They could go on vacation together, maybe out hunting. I don't know, just tossing out ideas.

    What a sweet summer child I was back when something like the Vice President shooting a guy in the face was still something of a scandal.

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  6. 2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

    I think I remember a deleted scene in "Platoon" where they frag'd the guy with bad feet for being a liability to the unit.  

     

    You're right.  It comes after the burning of the village and killing for which Barnes was to be court martialed. Elias shoots the guy. Barnes and Elias put their differences aside briefly for an awkward late 60s high five.  

  7. On 2/15/2024 at 12:33 PM, Dendox said:

    Am I the dumbass?  I have listened to all of the videos and never hear an gunshot acorn. Do I need to get my ears checked?

    If you're that bad as perceiving threats like acorns, you probably shouldn't worry about it. You likely won't be around for long anyway.

  8. On 2/12/2024 at 8:22 PM, Hermanator said:

    It's not terrible. And Navarro's acting is not nearly as bad as you whiny bastards say. The writing is just poor quality. 

    They could have used time they wasted rehashing some of the same stuff on building better quality connections for the secondary characters to make the emotional impacts hit harder. Could have also used time for that they used on stuff that goes nowhere like Hank's catfishing stupidity. 

    Leah is really poorly written. It feels like the audience is supposed to feel bad for her but she's written so horribly smug and entitled she makes the audience feel sorry for Danvers having to deal with her. 

    Prior's wife is not given any time to develop as a character at all and she may be even more entitled and bitchy than Leah. Years of marriage to a cop in a tiny place in a remote wasteland where he was home every night, but she can't take a couple of weeks of him putting in 85 hr weeks when an entire research facility worth of people mysteriously shows up dead in horrific fashion without kicking him out? 

    Needed another couple of months in the hands of an accomplished screen writer to clean it up and polish it before it went to production. Could have been better quality in the right hands. 

    This is the truth. Watch this scene and compare it to Foster's initial meeting with Heiss. That Season 4 scene is well acted and well shot. The writing is what's lacking.

     

  9. 1 minute ago, Helobious said:

    I’m not fucking team maga. I was team get these celebrities out of my face and let me watch football but decided it wasn’t worth the trouble. 

    Ok. Cool. Fine. Whatever. Just do something to get this thread going in a different direction. You excited about the Yankees this year? 

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  10. 52 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

    You know who I bet doesn’t think we should encourage Russia to do whatever the hell they want to the deadbeat Euros? David Frum and the neocons. 

    On the other hand, among the idiots cheering those remarks, you likely won't find anyone that was against the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan. I'm sure they all still hate Natalie Means and are mourning Toby Keith. Several are dressed as Scooby Doo. 

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  11. 5 minutes ago, slorch said:

    Why wouldn't the father also be charged?

    Admittedly, Moffitt's  is an insane mindset, but hell, at least be consistent.

    Because the idea is to punish women.

    I've never heard anything about this guy Moffitt except for this post. What's insane about his mindset? Perhaps you're confusing the man who wrote the tweet with the state senator who filed the bill?

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  12. 10 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

    Of the three candidates left standing, Nikki is far and away the worst fucking option. You’d have to run like a mash up of Dick Cheneys heart and Kissingers brain and the lowest common factor of their situational morality to topple her from that perch. 

    Who do you feel is the best option? Of those 3?

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