1. Mainly posts on the sports boards, especially baseball. Doesn't actually read threads because he so regularly posts links/tweets that have already been posted that others regularly reply to other people reposting things with sarcastic "Thanks, _____."
2. Complete troll who I've never seen make a post that's longer than a single sentence. He seems to be on every board. Lots of people have him on ignore apparently, as many posters complain about others quoting him.
3. Likes to remind people that he lives in Highland Park. Has all the solutions for the declining engagement on SurlyHorns and other various societal ills, even though he's clearly out of touch. Is on his third username even though he regularly denies it.
4. Big supporter of Trump and Musk. Is actually smart enough that his defenses of the two can sometimes sound reasonable superficially. Widely recognized as the poster most likely to be a Russian troll.
5. In a board of whiney pussies, this one bitches the absolute most on football game threads. He has taken his act to the Longhorn baseball thread even though he doesn't know how a pitcher is awarded a statistical "win."