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Beau Vine

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  1. You can still get added until the 12th class day, and I'd suspect Pres D would bend that rule for Finley if he wanted to come back.
  2. I had a prof who always had 8am classes and one day I asked him why. He said that it "relieved him of having to share in the responsibilities of getting his kids ready for school."
  3. Wife's family does this. None of them will finish anything because they think it's rude. So I'm always finding chip bags with nothing but crumbs in it, a cracker sleeve with one cracker, ice cream tubs with one spoonful left, etc. It's fucking maddening. I've leaned into it finally, and when I'm at their place for the holidays, I walk around finishing off all those things so that they can finally throw the bags away.
  4. Jesus, this sounds exactly like Larry Teis making himself sound incompetent while trying to sound clever: Like, that network is exactly the kind of thing you should have asked about the first time you fucking interviewed him, you fucking waste of hair and blood...
  5. Very underrated 80s movie, with Matt Dillon killing it and Janet Jones hotter than the sun:
  6. If by "in a world of shit," you mean "nominated for US Senator of Oklahoma," you're absolutely correct.
  7. You know you can get free porn on your phone now, right?
  8. I had a subscription that I bought using expiring American Airlines miles just a couple of years ago. It was terrible. Then it quit coming, without any notice that my subscription was expiring or anything. My childhood bedroom walls were basically wall-papered with SI covers so mark me down as sad...
  9. My wife bought me the box set for Christmas about 10 years ago. My then 15-yo daughter hijacked it and watched the whole set in about 5 days. She later named her first car Cicily. Ed Chigliak and Marilyn were my favorite regular characters. The last season really sucked, IMO. I don't think I've ever watched the finale. I used to always go fishing near Roslyn, WA before the show started, so it was always weird to see the Roslyn Cafe mural every show.
  10. I guess it goes without saying that you root for Mr Hand in Fast Times, too.
  11. That's where I am. We've all seen shit like this before, but that last game broke something in my brain.
  12. That's just flat-out a load of shit.
  13. They're the second thing I'd do. The first is "two chicks at the same time."
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