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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. Ah yes. A place where the beer flows like wine where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano
  2. We are lucky he dropped that. Should have been a TD
  3. Well that at least explains the stupid outfits his wife dresses him in
  4. Why do the football gods hate us? Free time out for them
  5. Of course we give up third down conversions. They get points here and we are done. Sark gonna sark
  6. The original 4loko. With a bleach chaser
  7. Nothing but monkey business.
  8. And now holding on the return. Wonderful
  9. We are so fucking stupid
  10. The one trying to play defense. Good bush is the kind like South Austin's mom has
  11. Oh God. A bush sighting. And not the good kind
  12. Get this MF'er a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper.
  13. Gotta throw it in bounds mullet
  14. Helm is having a horrible game. Dipshit
  15. Fucking awesome. Like a monkey fucking a football
  16. Piss poor effort #85. Pathetic
  17. To be fair, after the week SWA has had, sark can't exactly dress like a 70's flight attendant any longer.
  18. Twice?
  19. SWA employees right about now.
  20. ERCOT: wait, so the power actually comes back on after 10 minutes?
  21. The yard aquarium is a nice touch. Really adds some class to the yard
  22. Made the mistake of stopping for gas at the convenience store across from the stadium once. So this hits close to home.
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