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Fuck Tim Beck

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  1. Del Conte? More like Del Monte. That fruity ass faget.
  2. So if this is accurate (no clue either way at this point) that's 2 different regimes that have fucked up potential big name hires. First Saban now Meyer. We're Texas. What starts here fucks up a wet dream.
  3. Did mcshay just say something about brittany spears screwing her dad right now? Wtf
  4. What you heard was the dark humor version.
  5. Sumlin keeps having to change out his vodka soaked bandana for a fresh one.
  6. I shoved it into South Austin's mom's mantle last night.
  7. Meanwhile, at the home of Mitch Cumsteen.
  8. Beautiful. Because if there is anything Texas football is right now, it's a rodent driving a truck off a cliff.
  9. Didn't realize Gus Johnson worked in waco back in the day. Just brought up Louis Fite. I remember that dude. Dumber than a bag of hammers
  10. We gonna blow out k state and still leave mensa in manhattan. Lol.
  11. True. Either way it's too little too late and fuck turtle tom
  12. Exactly what I was thinking. So mensa was half assing it and NOW is gonna coach? Fuck that guy
  13. Every time they show that sam toddler clip, announcers say he's younger and younger. Pretty soon they will show the ultrasound
  14. Of course mensa is gonna emphasize the run game today. Not because it's the right thing to do, but to spite ingram. Because that's just the little bitch that mensa is
  15. From the sec, but his "best friend" Spencer Tillman is a sooner and they clearly bond over their distain for Texas. While tongue punching each others assholes.
  16. Great band name. And they only accept mcribs as payment.
  17. Let's not go down those (rabbit) holes
  18. Like that lush doesn't already have a garage full of empty liquor boxes?
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