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Good afternoon jimmyjazz,
Dealing with never-ending cold-call sales emails generated by bots?? We at Canecutter World Empire specialize in enhancing annoying-ass bot removal using a blend of modern technology and seasoned expertise, plus a dash of cold malice.
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34 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:
Is he that much of a fucking snowflake that he gets triggered by rainbow colors during Pride Month?
He is a Republican man who hates The Gay, so the clock is ticking on when he gets caught "wrestling."
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So co-opt the Russian flag as the new Pride flag.
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13 hours ago, Redneck Mutha said:
I guarded the motor pool where they shot the scene of those two MPs catching our heroes trying to desert.
No trace of females during my time, but I did use my burglary skills to access the candy machine inside one locked building and get me and my buddy our first Reese's Cups in 6 weeks.
Who watches the watchers.
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If I'm the next President of Iran, my first action will be to cancel any flights in foggy mountains on helicopters maintained by Iranians.
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On 5/18/2024 at 3:49 PM, Brisketexan said:
This neighborhood looks whiter than an albino in a blizzard.
Guarantee you they all claim to be 1/47 Cherokee. But aren't.
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14 minutes ago, Mr. Drummond said:
Can we talk Gold vs Silver? I am a goldbug not a silverbug. The premiums on silver and the amount of physical space it takes up always kept me from it. I am not a doomsday scenario type person where i think i am going to be trading silver for bread and gold for land. Hell i dont even have those little gram bars that are tear off that are sold for that thought (bartering).
Physical Space: @CHIEF's monster box he bought of AgMaples is about $17k (im not being critical at all - i think precious metals are smart to do - obviously) - that same monster box of AuMaples is $1.2 million for the same amount of space.
Gold can be had for about 3-4% premium at the 1oz coin level. Silver is usually like 12-15%
Hell, right now SD has AuMaples for just less than 2% premium - $39.99 over spot. Silver Maples are at about 13.8% premium. ASE are above 25%
So, in my little brain, silver has to do 10+% better than gold to be the better buy.
Perhaps i am missing something? what do yall think?
In general, with either metal, buying the big thing is more efficient than buying the smaller thing. eg Look at 10 oz silver bars instead of 1 oz bits, and 1 oz gold vs. fractional.
Another thing is the mark-up on government-issued bullion vs generic. If you step away from Eagles or similar to generic, you can cut the premium to the bone, as you no doubt know. People have their reasons for whichever they want.
With the premiums, the question is "Can I get it back when I sell?" Mostly depends on where and how you sell, and how fast. So the answer is somewhere between "yes" and "no."
Weight-wise there's no question.
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I have the opposite experience. When we got married I came into the union with two Mercury Dimes and one Morgan that looks like it was hit with a belt sander. Mrs. Canecutter, on the other hand, had amassed several silver settings when silver was low, because she didn't feel like waiting and squabbling with her siblings one day.
However, when a hippy coworker almost slapped me around to buy gold back when it was at 800 in 2008 (?) she replied "We don't take financial advice from hippies," and invested the cost of an ounce of gold in Vulcan Materials stock, now 10x higher.
Then when I did start stacking, she enjoys it, and would be upset if I sold much of it. The only gold coins I ever sold were a half-Sovereign and a 1/20 oz Panda, and I used the cash for two Olympic-grade epee blades. I figure gold for swords is legit Dungeons and Dragons.
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There is very little Mr. Hand in this UM regent. The proper response to this 4 AM visit is for the kid to wake up with the regent at the foot of his bed, holding a notepad and a thermos of coffee.
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FWD>FWD>FWD>
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Glad to help a brother out. Now take her antiquing.
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24 minutes ago, CHIEF said:
I begged Mrs. CHIEF to agree to buy five hundred 1 oz. silver Maple Leafs back in March, when silver was around $21ish an ounce. I just bought them today priced about $3k more total. I don't ever know why I ask for permission or agreement before I do shit like this. It's just easier to never tell her until she freaks out after looking at the savings account. She will be furious for about ten minutes, and then, she will be on her computer monitoring silver prices constantly.
CHIEF
Whenever I wake up from a craze of buying, I feel a momentary twinge as if I blew that money at the racetrack. Then I realize that even if I take a small loss, I could turn right around and get most of that cash back. Sort of like moving it from a savings account to a Shiny savings account.
It's not so much about being "right" about the market as it is NOT spending every last dime on stuff like beer. If I had 1/4 of my beer money back from the past 3 decades, that'd be a ton of metal (and stocks) even if I bought at dumb prices. And the remaining 3/4 of that beer would be plenty for the foolishness I got up to.
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1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:
If it HAS to be his house, why not a sealed envelope in the mailbox?
Gen Z don't know what physical mailboxes are.
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20 hours ago, Dnaguy said:
I mean, just listening to him talk gives me the sads.
I feel as if Coach T Tubs is the stink of a high school football locker room that somehow came to life one day and has been traveling amongst us ever since.It would be inspirational if it wasn’t also so infuriating what a smell has done with the gift of sentience.
13 hours ago, South Austin said:Tubberville can’t even string together a coherent sentience.
Yeah, @Dnaguy you had me nodding until the very last word.
My hope is that Tommy leaves his phone on a restaurant table and some young rascal empties all the Putin Bucks out of his Venmo.
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12 hours ago, davidg said:
Xiaomanyc dropping some Gaelic with the natives of Uist
Pretty cool. I could cover the subtitles and follow the simple stuff, but when it takes off in a random direction it's like being on the end in a game of crack-the-whip.
Odd that he'd say it's as different from English as Japanese, couldn't have meant that literally because there are tons of common vocab, sometimes borrowed, sometimes deep from thousands of years ago, or from midway sources like French or Norse that also influenced English.
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9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:
Yep. You could have $20,000 in gold coins (paging @RDCanecutter) but somebody with $10 worth of lead can relieve you of that burden.
The smart money is spending $20,000 on tattoos because to get them they have to skin your entire body.
Back to prepping, any list that doesn't start with "Lots of Friends" and "Hand-pumped Water Well" is a list of junk that people will scavenge off of your body. Preppers don't seem to think about making friends for some reason.
That's assuming Mad Max levels of Mayhem. But SHTF could have lots of notches that it hits before swirling into complete cannibalism.
[Bubba Gump Voice]You got your mild depression SHTF. You got your Mexico in the 1980s bottom-falls-out-of-the-currency-but-you-still-can-catch-a-taxi SHTF. Then they's Hurricane Katrina SHTF cept spread over a whole state or two. Some folks like gang-infested Honduras SHTF, but you can still go on Mercado Libre in Honduras and buy a sun dress, if that floats your boat. They's Venezuela SHTF, then they's Somalia SHTF and Eastern Ukraine SHTF, where I think the shit gets all over you no matter which way the fan is pointed. Anyway, long story short, all y'all old fat fucks gon die.[/BGV]
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16 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:He looks 34
Barron needs to bring some good into this world by following DeSantis around and standing next to him.
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7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Yep. That is 100% a dude who cries in the dark as he guiltily jerks off to gay porn. Sad. Just be who you are, NowThis.
*I* wasn't the one crying, and you know you're not getting invited back to movie night, right?
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17 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
Stormy beat him to it
"SHE CAINT SAY THAT-- THAT'S CONTEMPT OF COURT CUZ SHE'S TRYIN TO TIMIDATE HIM"-- the checkout line of a Northwest Georgia Walmart.
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5 minutes ago, BamaATL said:
Well, he was attempting to trade for 2 months rent in 2022 dollars, so about $3500 I guess. I have no idea if this would have been a good deal or not. It wasn't to me, I don't want you to pay me once, I want you to pay me in perpetuity.
It sounds like y'all have a delicate ecosystem where any interference would result in collapse and extinction.
I should pass anyway. I am looking for a simple waterproof box that rolls so I can transport art. Something dripping sexxay like a Honda Element.
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3 minutes ago, BamaATL said:
This hits a bit too close to home for me. I have a long time tenant that is a hardcore Trumper. At one point he wasn't paying rent and so I went an visited and he offered to give me his 96 Grand Cherokee in lieu of rent. I asked him how he was going to get to work if he didn't have the truck, his response floored me, "well it doesn't run, which is why I haven't been going to work, and also why I can't pay the rent. Do you think you could give me a ride for a while after I give you the truck?" Instead I offered to look at the truck and quickly determined the starter was bad, I went to the store, got it and put it in for him. Eventually, I got my money back.
Absolutely baffling. This is what we are dealing with. Also, if you are in the landlord game, this also is the type of lunacy you can expect.
1. Closest I got to the landlord game was teaching College Orientation for new students (who probably have a story about where the rent money went.) My first lesson to them was "Show Up," and everything else was padding so I could draw a check.
2. I also dipped my toe into that world a while back offering to buy gold and silver. You'd be amazed at how much gold and silver there is in the world. This steel chain is silver. Those Canadian dollar coins from last year are gold. Why do you want to cheat us.
3. How much does he want for the Grand Cherokee?
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17 minutes ago, DixonHur said:
A simple "yes" when she asks if he's a citizen and they would have been on their way.
And make sure you say "yes" in English. When I was 16 some friends and I ventured into to Matamoros during spring break...on the way back in the officer asked if I was a citizen, and young, dumb Dixon decided to be funny and say "si". Let's just say the cop got the last laugh...I've spoken crystal clear English when faced with the same situation since.
I had the opposite happen in Laredo. I was coming back over on a scooter, both lanes towards the USA packed, and a Mexican taxi driver wondered why I was waiting in line, on a scooter I should just cut around everybody.
So I did. Crossed the whole damn bridge driving around the parked cars.
I got to the agent, and she said (in Spanish) "I'm gonna talk to you in Spanish because I get the impression you understand it."
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1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:Aw man, did I miss a troll/magat?
Welcome to Twinkytown Dinnah Theatah, where we enjoy RDCanecutter's one-person play, Who's Afraid of Virginia Libtard:
"Ah'm a proud man from the Hill Country, and my libtard landlord is too. That's why I give him money because he's the dumbass. No wait Ah tolt it wrong.
Anyway Ah used to be Burnt Ends but I quit because Ah don't like some other libtards (not my landlord) who say random things contrary to mah beliefs on a subsection of a Texas sports board. Mmmm.
And Biden, Biden's handlers, the Uniparty, and all the tarded libtards (also not my landlord) from Austin California will dance the Dance of Doomed Souls in Hell unless a multi-bankrupt New York real estate guy gets elected. Not that he didn't already (cuz he did) but THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM."
Lights dim.
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Salespersons -- cold emails
in 6th Street Journal
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You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.
I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15,000 dollars. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?