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RDCanecutter

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  1. Bannon. Should I bear up well during his testing, I would be accepted as a worthy servant to the Harkonnens.
  2. Brass it out, Peachy.
  3. *tampoco, for Spanish. For Mexican Comic Book Gringo, you want Yo no querer doxing tambien. ^^^ We found our missing accomplice.
  4. And next time he's in SF, he'll share the mugging story with his Uber driver... ...who was the uncaptured accomplice.
  5. We're assuming he's some dumb hoser, but what if he was tired of his life in New Hampshire, and did some light criming so he could be free of his twitchy wife and their sticky kids?
  6. Found out that my umpteen-greats grandaddy with an Irish name was arrested while visiting a Spanish fort in what is now South Alabama, suspected of being a spy. He beat the rap and settled on a farm nearby, still on Spanish territory, for the rest of his life. I don't think he could have done that without swearing an oath to the Rey de Cashtilla. The Spanish left the area before he left this world, but my point is, my ancestor, however briefly, was a Spanish subject. Point being, when all the other white folks get sent back to [insert bleak windswept rain-hell], I wanna be snortin lines off hookers' asses in Ibiza, AS IS MY RIGHT.
  7. Congrats. Sometimes a brush with death will make you realize you might as well spend those savings on something nice.
  8. Which one did you decide to mug?
  9. Since we seem hell-bent on reenacting the Porfiriato, maybe we'll get some cool choo-choo trains out of this.
  10. If I had known how far behind I could get, they wouldn't have turned them off. But being the Son of the Soil that I was, both water and electricity were easy to turn back on myself, until they weren't. Have vague memories of fiddling with gas meter too, but don't remember why.
  11. Flip DeSantis upside down and yank off his high heels. Then run in a circle with his 4' 10" self chasing you while a drone arrives playing "The Lollypop Guild."
  12. You missed out on getting multiple copies of that original painting.
  13. You don't get a Mercedes factory for your state by asking Daddy for funds, Nancy. You get a Mercedes factory by shakin your ass like a little ho and giving Mercedes all kinds of free shit. And it works. Fob James out front shoulda told ya.
  14. Sari Bolagh, where the new and old roads to Qom I mean Clanton cross each other.
  15. Without looking further into the article I am gonna guess they live in Calera.
  16. First name Madonna, second name ends in -ian. I'm guessing that even though Iranian, she's an ethnic Armenian Christian who has a real good reason to avoid mullahs. And that ICE will tard it all up.
  17. Only good thing I see coming out of this is MAGA pissing off Marines and other military branches.
  18. Deport fake ICE agents to Mexico. Try not to accidentally sweep up real ones...
  19. Buck up, son.
  20. Probably just after yelling at yet another waiter.
  21. Seems like those masks would be a bad thing to have on during a tussle, somebody might pull them up a couple of inches over the eyes. Almost as bad as a necktie.
  22. Read letter, then seached for "wanker" emoji.
  23. If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.
  24. Sheesh. On top of being 780 miles away... you wonder how they claim to be an "emergency" room.
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