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RDCanecutter

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  1. I am astounded that I had any respect to lose.
  2. Right. The muscles/shoulder joint kinda come and go in twinginess, either old injuries or new horrors. I was moving heavy junk all weekend and maybe got it inflamed, doesn't feel like I bashed the elbow and forgot. Though as swellings go, it's nothing compared to how my balls swollt up half a year ago Got an oncologist appointment Wednesday. I'll tell her about it and let her worry about what to do. May be some cancer drug side effect. Anyway, the sore shoulder goes back more than a decade, on and off. Maybe I can snag me some physical therapy with She-Wolf Ilsa.
  3. Hold the door for me, @MissingInAction, I woke up today with a swollen elbow.
  4. Tomorrow is the Great Test of whether I rewired the Square Reader correctly. It's the only one that auto-deposits. Others like Venmo let money sit there until I ask for it. Assuming I don't give it away in a scam.
  5. Yep. In Junior High we had a neighbor, Miz R, full on Church of God fundamentalist. In fairness she'd had a childhood that would have chewed up and spit out Grapes of Wrath, and probably all of us as well. She was my Mom's friend when others were back stabbing her, so we sorta set one foot inside that circle, though we didn't actually step all the way inside it. When I played trombone in 7th grade band Miz R contracted me to play blaring horn bursts from hiding in the church balcony when a visiting faith healer got to a dramatic pause. I kinda blarted it but it still woke people up. Later I went up as part of the line getting faith-healed. He was gonna fix it so that I wouldn't need glasses. And he did, when God guided the hands of the engineers building Lazik machines. But yeah, the rapture was real. They were nice ordinary people, it's just how they believed.
  6. You build one fence, they don't call you a fence builder. Drive one truck, still not a truck driver. But you fuck ONE sheep...
  7. When they use AI to copy the real CU workers, in your case the Okie chick, that's when it gets real.
  8. Is it really a Popeyes if the crew doesn't seem like they're from Louisiana?
  9. That's no way to talk about the American public.
  10. It's always some lonely dude in an ordinary house crammed full of junk squirreling away bullion, when he could take a fraction of it and go buy a vacation home on a tropical mountain. Maybe I need to sell some.
  11. At this point I just cackle as it bounces more than double when I got into it and it was "high."
  12. Only if I get to play tambourine and keep half the money.
  13. I dunno. Even as a cynical tween there was a certain wonder to sitting in a ring of folding chairs and watch several women bust loose in outbursts of strange languages. Missed out on snakes though.
  14. [Fingers in ears]NA NA NA NA NA NA That part's not in it that part's not in it NA NA NA NA[/]
  15. I don't really know Greek, but I do know a bunch of intricate cusswords you can use back at her.
  16. Have memorized a paragraph in Gaelic describing the scam for Scottish Zoom class later today. Gonna knock em deed.
  17. So you're saying it's still available????
  18. And you were the communistical control-freaks trying to deny him his freedom.
  19. A'ight, SITREP as of now. Everything is bolted shut, I'll get my money back before long. Credit Union called me up, knew where their CU was located and knew how to say the funny street name, and walked me through the account-unfucking process. Then I called the cops to make a police report, and the desk person said she'd send one to my house. Immediate panic as I jumped up and got dressed, then 5 minutes later I met the dude outside in my driveway. No prob, he gets these reports every day. I walk him back down to the street. Neighbors come outside all bug-eyed, I slap my wrists together behind my back and yell "Call my lawyer! CALL MY LAWYER" while Cop cackles. Next stop hit the library to use their printer for the Affidavit of Forgery, because yeah, I could spend 90 dollars on ink cartridges for my home printer, or I could drive to the library. A librarian I know is also a notary. As she stands next to me I realize that I threw on clothes I'd worn to two shows this weekend in 90+ heat, and I am currently emitting a wino stress-sweat all up over her. Thanks, Scammers. Anyway, now I attached photos of everything and sent it to the credit union, basically swearing that I didn't steal my own money so I can get it back. I feel like I haven't slept right for days. And now my wife sends me a checklist of more stuff to secure. She's probably right. I am tired as hell.
  20. I ain't clickin a DAMN thing.
  21. I appreciate the sentiment. If all goes well I'll be inconvenienced for a few days, and a bunch of checks* will become obsolete. *Yes, checks. Many art shows collect local taxes it little envelopes, and prefer checks. Yes, you can also stuff the envelopes with bills and change. You cannot pull out your phone and go boop boop boop to pay. Not yet anyway. I am sure the in the near future there will be an app for that, as well as rogues from Calcutta pretending to work for that app.
  22. Argentina's been doomed since Rosas. I'd probably like it there.
  23. I need to adopt my Mom's technique from back in the 90s. They'd pester her on the phone, she'd tell everybody "Just mail me the info." It shut down land-slides of shit.
  24. Leaving my black 4Runner out in the rain cleaned it up lickety-split.
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