I saw a Marker today, he was a strong Communist, a big Marker Communist, tough guy, he walked up, tears in his eyes, he walks up to me, and he said
"Sir, Sir, Mr. Canecutter Sir, I don't know what I'll do. Trump denied all us Markers access to the cunny and now I'm afraid I'll get hairy palms and go blind, Sir, I don't know..."
So I cut him off: "Hey you crybaby snowflake Marker, first off, that's TWO-TERM PRESIDENT Trump, and your foreign-ass Marker bitch-self should be used to your monobrow hairy women so what's the problem with you growing hairy palms? Scared you're going to get stuck to one o' those gals like velcro? Well good because if you can't use your hands because they're stuck to your mamacita's hairy back then you won't be able to steal the roofing jobs that Real Americans went to grad school so they could do them LEGALLY."
"OH, and another thing, if you go blind, I hate to see anybody go blind, because it's SAD like some blind guy in the subway I have to step around because he's slow, SO SAD, but going blind in YOUR CASE might actually give you a chance to TRULY SEE, freed from your lying Marker eyes. You should crawl to the President and thank him, crawl, LIKE A DOG."