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RDCanecutter

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  1. "I try not to think about politics. They are all the same." --SomeoneYouKnow
  2. I am not happy when I hear about Trump fans putting all their savings into DJT.* Because for every goateed warrior mumbling in his phone out in the truck, there's probably a wife getting no damn help at all, and maybe a couple of OK kids who don't understand what the hell Dad is so mad about. Now their dumbass Dad put them all into poverty for no fault of their own. *Unless it's Jenna the Insurrection Realtor
  3. Reckon he's missing some "medicine" that he doesn't want to take in public?
  4. My Texas existence was mainly in cities up and down I-35, and I somehow avoided learning about the depths of Aggy weirdness. Until I worked there. The day after I finished that contract, I was in Mexico, trying to heal a shattered mind.
  5. The state of Texas is a beautiful woman that you fall in love with, then you wake up next to her, and she rolls over and the back of her head has this hideous attached fetal twin, and it's alive and spitting blood, pus, piss, the runny shits, and jism all at the same time while clacking its stunted limbs like a crab, and on one grotesquely misshapen finger you see a ring. An Aggy ring. "Don't mind him, hon," she purrs, "that's just Aggy."
  6. Geezer Radio is deeply concerned about protestors blocking bridges. Only mention of Trump's trial is that one end of the Brooklyn Bridge is not too far from the courthouse.
  7. Captain Kangaroo had chunks in his stool better than DJT.
  8. DROOLS LIKE A DOG. SAD.
  9. Those All-Caps All-Nighters don't come for free.
  10. ^^^Exhibit A in my case that Surly Talks, Surly Don't Grift. I am not a lawyer but when I put own this heah gumbo accent, Y'Honah, ain't nuddin a jury gonholaginmenohow. HYAH.
  11. That would add to the attraction for random drunk sailors on payday.
  12. My friend was part of a three-man operation. Dealer: has the never-ending patter, keeps the cards going. Muscle: stands off to the side, comes in if needed. Shill (my buddy): pretends to play, "wins" some money, whispers to drunk sailors that he noticed that one card has a bent corner. Works like a vacuum cleaner for money.
  13. So all those potential jurors can get paid pimp-rolls of jury duty money.
  14. That's some Art Bell/Alex Jones shit from way back.
  15. "People get greedy, they get stupid" --my buddy who used to help run a 3-card Monte game.
  16. Reminds me of one time I took an outer ring road around the Atlanta metro. It was the same pie-slice of suburbia on repeat every 5 miles, Bed Bath and Beyond and all the chains flashing past like the repeating background when the Flintstones drive somewhere. Art colony. But then you've got artists.
  17. If you throw in a Dairy Queen it actually sounds like a fulfilling life. Too bad these voices in my head hold me back from it.
  18. Seeing as how it's been 8 years of "we oughta do x y z to grift them," with no actual grift, I'd say nobody on here is that person.
  19. That smell is just fear leaving the body. And maybe cadaverine and putrescine.
  20. My theory is that in the past 20 years 49 other states have been sending their crueler inhabitants to Texas. So no matter what the locals do, there's always another dollop of assholes moving in, buying hats and lone star decor. Howdy you guyss.
  21. Instead of imitation boot camps, they could swing by a recruiter and find out about a real one. If they've got bone spurs or some other condition, they could still volunteer for Civil Air Patrol or similar, make themselves useful.
  22. We laugh, but that ol' boy is the one you want by your side when Santa Anna's lancers come galloping up on the flank. Y'all just load em and pass em up to the palisade, he'll do the rest. Not his fault the world changed.
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