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RDCanecutter

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  1. The motte is just a log stockade while the bailey is a tower inside. All set up to keep Saxons in line. Wouldn't the motte fall first? It's the outer ring.
  2. I didn't listen to it all, but I caught fragments of Trump's speech on the radio before I turned it off and ran some errands. I remember there was the stink of sulphur coming off of him, far worse than his usual shit-flinging. Made me think of what people said who'd been at Altamont, like there was something dark in the air. But they took their shot, and ever since we get the entertainment of hunting the bastards down.
  3. @washparkhorn! I thought you was dead. Good to see you again.
  4. I inform them that there was never a movie called "Gaslight."
  5. Their actions are a perfect way to prevent ever being on a late flight again.
  6. Don't tell 1819 news about him, we don't need that.
  7. Or do a Jesus quote in the original Aramaic.
  8. Hovde. Sounds kinda foreign. Not sure how he got inside the US, much less ran for office. #StopTheSwedes
  9. Now see this is the kind of crazy shit that makes the crowd stand up and roar. Do it!
  10. I started taking it, but then I felt Wokeness rising up in my body. I threw the laptop across the room just it time.
  11. After months of studying Gaelic (my wife and I will slip into it, as well as talking to our dog) I met a guy from Inverness who grew up speaking it. He hit me with a firehose of it, but I could figure it out. His is different from mine, which he clocked as from the Isles. I guess that's where the Duolingo instructors are from. I guess if Britain has a different dialect of English every 50 miles, why not with Gaelic. Now I will nerd-laugh until milk comes out my nose.
  12. Got to see the crescent sun through my low-bidder glasses, but no weird shadows like we had in 2017. Overall effect here was overcast day about 5pm. I did shovel a little compost onto thin parts of the yard, just in case Mayan Sun Magic is in effect.
  13. Dang ol man I tell you what man, if gold and silver keep climbing, I'm gonna have to start collecting Indian Head Cents again just so I can afford to hang out in a coin shop.
  14. My 80-year-old uncle seems to have a tumor on his pancreas. He and my kinda-churchy cousin were on their way from the wilds of East Alabama to UAB today when I got up with him. This is the guy who taught me how to put a spin on a football. I told him to kick its fucking ass. Both of em laughed.
  15. Does nobody get knee-walking drunk anymore?
  16. The other day I found a "Trump Coin" that I originally got to give to @MaybeACoordinator just to watch him whoop and holler. I guess I should hold onto it to use as a Safe Passage Token when the End Times come.
  17. Or tips on how to low-crawl into a Steak and Ale during Happy Gunfight Hour.
  18. PVNCTVATIONISUNNECESSARYLATINHADTHERIGHTIDEA
  19. RDCanecutter

    LBGTQ

    Hello option football.
  20. Counterpoint: sounds like a church where I'd feel inclined to stay awake. Can I throw this hymnal at the drummer if the Spirit takes me?
  21. Yeah, in my case, something about me makes people of all sorts vomit forth their deepest thoughts. Sometimes benign, sometimes not. Maybe I could have been a priest, if we're talking some kind of Liam Neeson adventure priest who has a grown girlfriend and never diddles kids. Full Nazi is rare. More likely it's just some talk radio drivel, and it's tedious, but you just need your car fixed.
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