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RDCanecutter

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  1. 21 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Max chance, 6/28 = 21%.  On the pill and skip one?  Chances are essentially nil.

    Well you've figured it out, haven't you you little hoe?

  2. 36 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Why does a police department own a dump truck?

    Confiscated it from an alleged drug-dealing owner? Can't always be a Camaro.

  3. 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Not to insinuate that porn stars are always the brightest bulbs, but wouldn't they tend to be on birth control?

    When banging guys they think are billionaires? I could see them forgetting.

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  4. On 3/22/2024 at 6:36 PM, jimmyjazz said:

    I hate radio.

    I rested all my hopes on your being a ham operator able to bang out morse code and warn the team bus about the washed out bridge when all other methods were down.

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  5. 10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    Off topic, but when an adult poops in an adult diaper, I’m assuming it’s just like a baby’s in terms of distribution up and down. Is a blowout upwards into the shirt back via the waistband a thing that can happen with an adult diaper?

    I like to think that there is a semi-liquid poop pool down at the asshole, so that farts percolate up through it like pot smoke through bong water, except maybe with different effects.

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  6. 5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

    if this is accurate, this is a problem for trump.   When the prosecutor objects to you telling the jury it is not wrong to try to influence an election, and the judge sustain the objection, it is perceived by the jury as nothing less than Trump’s lawyer lied to me and the judge corrected him.

    I have always told every witness in every trial or deposition I’ve been in that as we start the proceedings, there is a bucket of credibility filled to the brim that goes with them.    when they are found to be lying, the bucket gets kicked over.   And usually all of the credibility spills out on the floor.   If the jury thinks you are lying, they normally do not care if you are lying 20% of the time or 60% of the time, they know you were lying.   

    I’m not talking about normal memory impaired things like the exact time or day exact words, but I’m talking about lying about important things. You normally either have credibility or you don’t.  there is very likely a pattern jury instruction telling the jury that if they find a witness non-credible, they can disregard everything that person says in their testimony. Not 20%, not 40%, but all of their testimony.    

    That seems like a rookie mistake, or something they had to say to please the boss   it may be the best thing we have going for us is Trump will direct parts of the trial.

    I don't believe you.

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  7. Even if they don't result in convictions, this trial and others work as wonderful suppressive fire on Trump. For the uninitiated, that'd be something like a burst of machinegun fire on the general area of the enemy, where even if its unlikely to hit anything, it makes it harder for them to do anything back to you, and leaves you able to move easier.

    die mothafucka die.

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  8. On 4/18/2024 at 10:11 AM, Dnaguy said:

    My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..

     

    But seriously seeing that facade just gave me flashbacks.

    So many missed opportunities… like the time the teen mom (who seemed SOOOO much older than me but was probably 17 or 18) that I worked with ‘thought I was cute’ and asked if I wanted to see her clit ring on our break.

    Being a total and complete wiener I politely declined, likely having my voice crack in the process, and returned to operating the  VR rollercoaster

    [Narrator] And it would be multiple years before he would have the chance to see a vagina in real life as DNAteen was not what you’d call a ‘ladies man’. Yes, his chubby nice guy persona was matched with Family Guy quotes and Simpson references. This was what we like to call the holy trinity of for late 90’s / early aught inexorable teenage celibacy.

    Sounds like a missed opportunity to make the teen mom a teen mom again and then get eighteen years of child support garnished from your checks,

    Though yes, you shoulda woulda coulda rolled the dice.

  9. 10 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

    Jokes aside, what’s this dick going to say?

    He's been holding it in so long there's no telling how much will spurt out.

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  10. 3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    Yet somehow Moscow Marge the other knuckle draggers are trying to make Ukraine the fascist threat against American values and interests. What a fucking world.

    Well, she's not. She's the ventriloquist dummy. Whoever's got their hand up her butt is making her say that. Left alone, she'd be sharing Q themes on FB and yelling at a clerk.

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  11. On 4/18/2024 at 3:07 PM, Pancho said:


    Dj Khaled GIF

    OK, say your name is La Tourniere or some shit, and you're tired of spelling it for people. What's wrong with just "Turner?" It's not like La Turner is going to France and people say, HAwN HAWN HAWN, look 'ow 'e kept ze LA, mozzerfuck we loves zat fellow French bastard!"

    Keep La Tourniere, or go full Turner, you wishy-washy chipmunk. Prolly fixin to quit, aren't you?

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