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RDCanecutter

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  1. 3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

    I hate their politics, but dammit they make a good sammich

    I'll buy one every few months if they are the best option at an interstate exit (not hard to do in America), or for my once-a-year craving for pickle-tasting chicken.

    They have some set phrase that sounds quasi-renaissance that they train all the kids to say. It's odd.

    I don't care if they want to close on Sunday, or any other day. What irks me is the "Look at me! Look at me! I'm closed on Sunday!" vibe I pick up off of them.

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  2. Mike Huckabee

    vomit

    and the Hobby Lobby founders.

    triple vomit

    Yeah. I skipped double vomit. Double vomit is for the sanctimonious Chik-Fil-A twits if they ever look up from their simplistic pickle-tasting chicken and dip a toe in Bama politics. Stay the fuck over in bland-ass Georgia you sanctimonious bland-ass pickle-tasting Chik-Fil-A fucklets.

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  3. Sitting on the linoleum floor putting together model airplanes with that styrene plastic glue and then painting them with that enamel paint with thinner that reeked. Mama making you put a piece of newspaper under it all.

  4. The Police. I guess I was 19. Pal pulled up in the parking lot of our student apartment "Hey y'all wanna come see the Police?", we were all "Who the hell are The Police?"

    He went "Roxxxxxxxanne..."

    Us "Oh those guys. How much?"

    "Like, 5 dollars."

    And it was. Bought the ticket at the theater, I got this xeroxed piece of paper with their faces on it and "105" marked on it in red ink.

    Pretty good concert. Sting sang all these songs we'd never heard that would end up as mega-hits.

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  5. My first job with computers was drawing stuff for an Apple IIE. The pixels were as big as hailstones. When you'd make a diagonal white line, you'd actually have a sort of stair-step of green and purple.

    In the back room they showed me a "Black Apple" that predated my working there by a little bit.

     

    Wish I'd stolen it.

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