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Posts posted by RDCanecutter
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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
Is that when you can’t even act dead and you wake up all sparkly looking?
That'd be Tuesday.
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12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:
This is the kind of shit you blurt out when you're used to getting your ass kissed.
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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:
221,222.. whatever works.
When I came out of the last procedure the anesthesiologist said he had never seen anything like it. They couldnt keep me under no matter how much shit they pumped into me.
Sounds like the second scene of a vampire movie.
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35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
insanely high rates of drug use and compulsive masturbation.
I wasn't aware that there could be too much or too often.
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It can do a lot for a kid to have even one great-grandad who made a mark.
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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
pics of gullible sister?
Just call her up and tell her you're the US Attorney General of Physical Exams.
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Sitrep: Scam resolved. Got the money back. Took maybe a month extra because I sent them a photo of the CUNA Affidavit of Forgery form in the wrong format.
(They probably called me to tell me that but I ain't been answerin shit.) It was draggin on about a month longer than I expected, so I called them and the person in charge walked me through resending what they needed, then boom the money came back.
This has pretty much spazzed out all my banking habits. Instead of having various apps feed money into my credit union checking acct, I keep them mostly isolated from each other like stand-alone buildings at a fireworks factory. I am now Gen Z as far as checks go-- I would use them to pay taxes at shows, now I'll just dump coins into the envelopes. I pay all the bills with a credit card that has no connection to my credit union.
Yep.
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17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
I was born and raised in Missouri, and have spent over half my life in Texas. I am so proud.
My main Missouri experience was a youth church trip there. Learned 4 guitar chords on a bus through the Arkansas Delta. Failed to impress girls in SW Missouri after 3 days practice. Switched back to art and was doing pastel live drawings while other kids would talk about Jesus. Would time it so that I hacked in 3 crosses on a hilltop as they finished the last sentence. Little blonde Lutheran girls on vacation from Minnesota would cry. I had a future in the American Evangelical Emotional Manipulation business but I let it slide.
I don't remember seeing you there but I'll take your word for it.
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17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
A third of my tricep will be removed
Just so long as you've got enough to keep that forearm moving...
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21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
We gonna do what now?
I think these birds are doing 1920s gangster movie slang now, see?
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Pretty reasonable stance by Mexico considering their past and present. If you can barely control los indios/bandidos/carteles/whatever-they-call-em-next-year, you don't need to encourage extra filibusteros and other pirates trying to peel off new strips of land.
Oh right. He "forget."
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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Yes. One would hate to undermine all of that promise and potential that.....JD Vance has.
JDVance has come incredibly far for a kid with several identities who managed to pass enough Marine PT tests to become Poguey bait. That alone tells me he has the willpower of a Mesopotamian Sand Demon.
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:It’s illustrative of what I’ve mentioned before - Cruz feels like it’s his turn, that he’s entitled to it and probably sees Vance as taking a short cut.
You gotta know Cruz feels cheated that he can't tour the country doing Lincoln-Douglas debates with Trump, whom he'd shred with the chainsaw of his HighschoolDebate2000SyllablesPerMinute technique.
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On 11/14/2025 at 9:41 AM, crash_davis said:
Can someone just please shoot this cunt?
From Feb.
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/mount-bonnell-vehicle-burglaries-arrest-armynie-white
AUSTIN, Texas - A woman has been arrested in connection with vehicle burglaries at Mount Bonnell last month.
What we know: 21-year-old Armynie White has been charged with state-jail felony engaging in organized criminal activity and failure to identify as a fugitive, a Class A misdemeanor.
A search warrant uncovered multiple items, including the woman's bank cards and property belonging to a man who had been detained earlier, including:
A balaclava face mask
A glove
A screwdriver
Cash
A small amount of methamphetamine and fentanyl
Many gift cards believed to have been purchased with stolen credit cards
The woman who was arrested was later found to have a window punch tool and the keys to the suspect Honda concealed in her sock. She was also found to have provided a false identity and was positively identified as White.
From yesterday.
https://www.austintexas.gov/news/suspects-arrested-several-burglary-vehicle-credit-card-abuse-cases
On Thursday, November 6, 2025, officers conducted a traffic stop in the Mueller area and located White. White provided false identifying information to officers and was arrested for Failure to Identify as a Fugitive as well as 17 outstanding warrants, including six charges of Credit Card or Debit Card Abuse with APD. The arrest warrants were issued by multiple law enforcement agencies and charged a variety of offenses.
White has the following active warrants throughout Texas and the U.S.One charge of Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon,
Two charges of Failure to Identify as a Fugitive,
Two charges of Fraud Use or Possession of Personal Identifying Information,
One charge Burglary of a Vehicle,
One charge Credit Card of Debit Card Abuse and one charge Escape While Arrested
One charge of Engaging in Organized Criminal Activity and one charge of Burglary of a Vehicle
One charge of Failure to Appear – Burglary
Additional charges are pending.
How long before Garza has her back on the streets breaking into cars at Mt Bonnell and Bull Creek?
Armynie. Airforcenie. Navynie. Marines
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2 hours ago, Mittens said:
That's not a problem that's an opportunity!
Encourage it to spread to about a city block across, at least 40' deep. Line the inner sides of it with 3 stories of studio apartments stacked like Lego blocks to stabilize it. Green community space down in the middle, birds flying through waterfall mist under suspended bridges.
Of course more will sink at some point. Just save what you can, keep chiseling out more home space, call the lowest level "DwarvenHeim" and let the gamer dudes bid for it.
signed,
RDCanecutter
Resident of area riddled with sink holes so won't he feel real "funny" one day, ha.
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13 hours ago, seven said:It's an nrg1 protein fusion.
Well, after increasing problems the last few weeks, I got the call yesterday that the extensive liver tumors have started to majorly block liver function and failure is on the way. Unless some miracle happens and they start to shrink my timeline is a few weeks to a few months.
That's that cold reality pushing in.
Maybe they shrink anyway. Maybe you wake up and you're fishing with your Granddad.
I wish you well.
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13 hours ago, Stringer said:
We did my one year bone marrow tests on Halloween and finally got the final results yesterday. I am officially in remission at the 1 year mark. These tests last year showed returning disease and sent us to transplant #2. Basically, I have not been cancer free for this long in over 3 years. By no means am I going to start spiking footballs, but it is a huge relief to get over this milestone. Next tests are 6 months away.
For now, I am just getting my head around everything. We have had optimism in the past and keep getting kicked down, so we are keeping celebration at a minimum. I need to stay diligent about working out and eating healthier with minimal booze. It sucks, but need to keep the peddle down.
As my wife and I have always said, we are just buying time. The longer we go, the longer they will have to find better treatments. I said last Christmas that I just wanted to see my youngest get to kindergarten. Now, we're looking at 1st grade. A bit at a time.
Enjoy the free baseball! Take every inning you can get.
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6 minutes ago, elfenix said:
This is the worst choose your own adventure I've ever read
You're not gonna find better images than MTG throat-pulsing dominance displays, unless it's Loomer tightening up so much in a crouch that she extrudes body waste from multiple orifices, possibly every pore. That's pure Edna St. Vincent-Millay.
But the story fades away without new blood! There have to be some of your favorite abominations that we didn't think of-- Jump in! Nancy Mace can't stay waiting in the wings.
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5 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
who hijacked brisket's account? that was way too rosy for it to be him
I just gave him a back rub in the steam room. Pretty sure we both enjoyed it, mmm.
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1 hour ago, chainsaw said:
..Alabama?
Who-OAH Black Betty Bam a lam.
Birmingham.
I live in that small Venn diagram section where you can walk to bars and bus stops but you don't have to pre-plan where to take cover. Where some people are Karens but there are no HOAs.
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3 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:
I know my travel patterns back about 15 yers ago have to have bleeped some bloops, first I'd stop and visit family in the Hill Country, all of whom were terrified of Mexico (C'mon Dad, they don't cut EVERYbody's head off) so I'd always pop over a bridge alone with a wad of cash and an unhurried demeanor, find my items that I could triple on eBay, pull em on the front seat right there in the open, no ma'am nothing to declare, then they'd go all around my faithful old rat-wagon tapping its interestingly-bondo'd hull, wave me through. For I was the Han Solo of hand-stitched Puebla blouses, the good homemade ones with puffy thread.
One time I dropped down the backside from Abilene after making a sale to dude for 11 Franklins that I popped in a sock and did a good chunk of the Border from Del Rio to Laredo. I'd make camp on the Mexican side, patrol around on foot, then jam a chair under the motel door and sleep til dawn. Then, with no particular haste, I would track down as many traditional Puebla blouses as they had, make a "we both still make money" offer for the lot. All friendly and they'd usually go pull some extras out of the back that'd been duds since 1992 and we'd find a happy price. Then I'd go back on the American side and mail the whole bundle Priority Mail back to Bama.
That road down closest to the river is somewhat stark. If you get the jeebies from being watched by hidden eyes, it will be quite stimulating. Quemado was an oasis from a silent movie. BP looked pure Aztec, I figure he of all of them had authority to allow me on the continent. I sat watching the bridge in Eagle Pass for 15 minutes and just didn't feel it. Took the little river road down to Laredo, parked over the bus station, and went into Nuevo Laredo trying my usual tricks but all they had were (possibly Chinese) clothes that I'd have to pay 13 dollars for to make a measly 2 extra, no town for me, so I styled over to Banco Elektra and turned the Puebla Blouse Fund into a bag full of silver Libertads, preferably the chunkier old ones.
So yeah, I like stories.
My small-time shopping weekend may have eventually pulled in a thousand profit, but at every stop I wondered how incongruous, how "why is this guy here" the whole thing was. I was almost the only guy on that route, driving a fairly odd little car. They had to get bored and checked with each other. Odd time.
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9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:
I want to party with @RDCanecutter
I don't so much party as drag one foot through an alternate universe and just sorta hang out in both.
but yeah man any Surlsters that pass through The Ham, gimme at least a day's heads up, and I'll show you around if I'm not knocked out by some cheap-shot affliction.
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