Posts posted by RDCanecutter
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On 12/24/2025 at 5:39 PM, atomheartbevo said:
Eating dinner at a relative’s and they had one of the broadcast networks running as we are about to sit down, and I think it was NBC and it comes blaring on about even more Epstein documents, and one of the younger kids asked who Jeffrey Epstein was, lol. Channel got changed to PBS Create. Nobody denounced it as fake news or anything, so there’s that.
I too have relatives who never turn the fucking TV off.
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8 hours ago, Brisketexan said:
Man. This pisses me off. Mostly because there was a day when I really, really, dreamed of having some special quality time with Megyn.
But going full MAGA has turned her fucking UGLY. Seriously, MAGA-ugly is ugly to the bone. There's a reason that all the MAGA women have to get the MAGA surgical makeover: MAGA makes you so fucking ugly you have to take emergency measures to counter it.
I heard she can defend herself by farting out a cloud of ink.
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3 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:
Amazes me that obese coaches exist in major college football. Access to dieticians, s&c, and facilities and you still look like Elko.
Maybe they'd be fatter without all that.
Alright let's cut the noise. You can work with a partner to finish the worksheet. All the answers are in bold, in the text book. Well, you shoulda brought the book.
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14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:We are doing the gift exchange, and a few weeks ago, a cousin asked what I was interested in, and I said pick a shirt from this site with an animal and a weapon and I'll be happy (it's the kind of clothing that @Brisketexan or @RDCanecutter or @Ghost of LL might buy for themselves):
Something tasteful like one of these
But it sounds like I'll probably end up with something like this
Yep I'd be a cat on a dinosaur man myself. Did a whole series of Ape cowboys on dinosaurs, will see if I can scare up a link.
Meanwhile Mrs. Canecutter bought me a half-dozen batique Hawaian shirts that I could wear every day and sometimes do. No images printed on them, but the "Fuck your TPS reports" is understood.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Cowboy-Ape-Tames-Pterodactyl-by-WalterMoore/72979877.1YYVU?asc=u
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20 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:I got my magat BIL in the family xmas draw this year and he is yet to send me any ideas for a gift. Looking for gift ideas, semi-serious or not, that I can get him and also send a message.
Might be time to go old-school and talk on a phone.
PS: I bought bullets for all the mighty hunters in my family, who if not MAGA are certainly not Liberal. Kinda like arming my own Varangian Guard.
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On 12/16/2025 at 9:17 PM, atomheartbevo said:
I wouldn't bet money against MTG and Boebert. @RDCanecutter has already regaled us with tales of what would happen in a bar fight with those two.
On 12/16/2025 at 9:57 PM, Orange-4-Life said:MTG v. AOC would be the top card of the night.
I dunno-- put them in an enclosed area, and the Neanderthal wins 9 out of 10.
For AOC or any other gracile Homo Sapiens Sapiens to shine, you need to give them more room, chances to innovate, missile weapons, and possibly a chance for better language skills to come into play.
Most likely scenario is a stalemate lasting some 50,000 years, with the AOCs dominating coastal lands, and MTGs holed up in hilly terrain.
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5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:
Let me guess. While watching MASH or some other 70's programming.
Few years back we were playing with an antenna to look at broadcast TV. There were all sorts of stations that would come and go over the course of a few months. I found one that was 24 hours of Blacksploitation movies. Beautiful photography, fine music, they were mostly just regular detective movies except a couple of the cast were Black and got front billing. I felt like I was back in Westside Jr. High for a few weeks, then poof, another "live" costume jewelry sale.
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3 hours ago, AnTiM said:
Here's a helpful tip: from behind the shooter, place one forearm around front of neck, the other forearm across back of neck. Snap them toward each other until shooter is paralyzed with pain or neck breaks. The effect is instantaneous. If you do not believe this have a friend GENTLY demonstrate it on you.
No thanks. In 2003 I was standing in an English class in Mexico trying to teach them words by charades. "Break" came up, and I hit my neck with one hand and the side of my head with the other. A little too hard.
There was a pop.
For a few seconds I and the class looked at each other, as I waited for my body to collapse under me. Thoughts like "what a stupid way to go out" flashed through my mind.
Pencils are cheap. Snap a pencil in two if you're teaching English.
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7 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
You need to load the goo into a water pistol. I mean a goo pistol. Take it to shi-shi events, fine dining, open houses.
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Depends on what mayhem happens in the Republican primaries; when Jones won the senate seat the republicans were coming off a corrupt governor meltdown (Dr. Skeletor) and a three-way split to run for senator between Angry Snow-Monkey Mo Brooks (whose sorcery did not extend south of the Tennessee,) Luther Strange (comic-book villain and bland frat-boy who'd probably have won except he was planning to pardon Skeletor's crimes,) and Roy Moore, because that bible's not gonna thump itself.
Alabama deems it meet and right to have open primaries, so I and a multitude of Dems voted for Moore, because, wrench.
It was still a probable Republican win until a combo of Washington Post kiddie-stalking stories and Republican rebellion brought Moore down. Half of the Repubs stayed home. About 1/10 voted write-ins. Dems smelled blood and turned out. Squeaker, but it happened.
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On 12/8/2025 at 2:18 PM, Hermanator said:
There's a group of people out there you never hear about because they don't want those things. They take their several million dollars and do something similar to what I described. They have no desire for power, greed, or screwing people over.
True. I submit to y'all that the money barely matters.
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I believe in a benevolent monarchy descended from George Washington (last I heard this was a truck driver in Iowa,) a peaceful nation who pay Canada, Mexico, and the Bahamas to fight all our wars, monorails and airships servicing all villages (pilot training avoided because they'll be trained rhesus monkeys at the tillers,) required attendance at Anglican Church of America services wearing polished jack-boots (for the women, men can do whatever they want,) all children attend boarding schools where they study Latin, fencing, and horseback riding as well as one elective pertinent to the management of panicky foreigners, and every household receives a basic monthly income with extra bonuses for purchasing art, which will lead to distorted economies similar to the old days where Mom would send three individual children into a store to each buy 3 cents of candy with printed Food Stamp dollars, receiving a total of $2.91 in change, which they'd then fetch outside to Mom who would come in and buy a bottle of Thunderbird.
Also, we'd discontinue the use of nickels, dimes, credit cards, crypto, and all apps except Venmo because they haven't pissed me off yet.
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I caught the cancer
in Daily Texan
The other morning I did my routine blood pressure check, it was a bit low, 90-something over 60, I knew the cardiology nurses would call.
Phone rings, I answer "Hi, I knew you would call once you saw that it was only 90 over 60." I'm laughin at the routine.
Turns out it's the pharmacist, calling about something else. She'd freakin out like I'm gonna die, but I've had way worse than this, I'll just slam some water and eat something salty. I tell her it's alright, then we talk about my cancer drugs, no big deal, all friendly and stuff.
Not long after, I get a message on the UAB portal from the oncology nurse who is worried about me because the pharmacist says she recommended I go to the clinic and I refused treatment. I got no memory of this. I suspect the pharmacist is a person that if you make a declarative sentence, it's assault. And by the way, by some quirk of the portal, I can't reply to the oncology nurse.
I need to go to Mexico City.