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RDCanecutter

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  1. 4 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

    Plot twist:

    The seller was the guy who robbed him!

    And next time he's in SF, he'll share the mugging story with his Uber driver...

    ...who was the uncaptured accomplice.

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  2. On 7/11/2025 at 4:20 PM, MissingInAction said:

    Can I seek asylum in Ireland once they start rounding up gingers?

    Found out that my umpteen-greats grandaddy with an Irish name was arrested while visiting a Spanish fort in what is now South Alabama, suspected of being a spy. He beat the rap and settled on a farm nearby, still on Spanish territory, for the rest of his life.

    I don't think he could have done that without swearing an oath to the Rey de Cashtilla. The Spanish left the area before he left this world, but my point is, my ancestor, however briefly, was a Spanish subject.

    Point being, when all the other white folks get sent back to [insert bleak windswept rain-hell], I wanna be snortin lines off hookers' asses in Ibiza, AS IS MY RIGHT.

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  3. On 7/11/2025 at 10:52 AM, Gatorubet said:

    I already bought a brand new replacement watch for the princely sum of $135 on eBay.  

    Congrats. Sometimes a brush with death will make you realize you might as well spend those savings on something nice.

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  4. On 7/7/2025 at 4:44 PM, HornPhD said:

    Depends on where you are in Oakland. A lot of people out enjoying the day near Lake Merritt.

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    Which one did you decide to mug?

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  5. 9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

     (do you know how far behind you have to be for the public utilities to shut you off?)

    If I had known how far behind I could get, they wouldn't have turned them off.

    But being the Son of the Soil that I was, both water and electricity were easy to turn back on myself, until they weren't.

    Have vague memories of fiddling with gas meter too, but don't remember why.

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  6. 11 hours ago, freyguy said:

    Quit posting and fucking do something about it

    Flip DeSantis upside down and yank off his high heels. Then run in a circle with his 4' 10" self chasing you while a drone arrives playing "The Lollypop Guild."

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  7. 3 hours ago, Satchel said:

    I don’t like these people:

     

    First name Madonna, second name ends in -ian. I'm guessing that even though Iranian, she's an ethnic Armenian Christian who has a real good reason to avoid mullahs. And that ICE will tard it all up.

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  8. 18 hours ago, HenryJames said:

     

    Seems like those masks would be a bad thing to have on during a tussle, somebody might pull them up a couple of inches over the eyes. Almost as bad as a necktie.

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  9. 1 hour ago, Nivek said:

    It is why they are raiding car washes and not punishing the corporations that hire them.  

     

    If they punished the employers, you'd see White and Black teens working those jobs like it's 1978.

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  10. 56 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

    PSA: dont go to St Davids off parmer if you have an emergency.  They were down 14 nurses last night.

    Sheesh. On top of being 780 miles away... you wonder how they claim to be an "emergency" room.

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