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Posts posted by RDCanecutter
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3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Except for me, of course. I'm just different enough to be intriguing and irresistible to the ladies.
Who are you and why are you winking at my sheep?
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Nice bit of boredom around here. Had the ECHO tech telling me her life story (I asked) as she scanned all up in my heart. She never stopped and said "OH MY GOD."
Continued my quest to use every MRI machine in the UAB area. Sometimes you get a vintage one out in the county where it takes extra time for them to shovel coal underneath the boiler, but in this case I was in the Imperial Headquarters and the unit still had that new MRI machine smell. More importantly, the techno concert lasted ten minutes less than average.
Doc hemmed and hummed a little, but bottom line was there may be things out there (I am certain they are, because the sneaky little bastards are made out of me) but nothing's getting anywhere near big enough to cause trouble. We agree to sit behind our cotton bales and not say a thing.
Oh, and I was taking my blood pressure the wrong way. Instead of high BP, I have low pressure and can make myself dizzy by standing up fast, if I'm like, bored.
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On 12/9/2025 at 9:36 PM, MissingInAction said:
Going under the knife tomorrow morning. The surgeons PA is a surly 10 and she'll be the one prepping me.
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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:
“Here is your mead and the key to my chastity belt, sire.”
This guy gets it.
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On 12/5/2025 at 7:26 PM, atomheartbevo said:I can only imagine who or what @RDCanecutter taps into for his meal prayers/sacrifices.
I'll be asking the questions in today's Inquisition, thank you.
Never went full Norse, but when I was fencing, Mrs. Canecutter would buy a bottle of mead that could only be opened if I medalled in a tournament. Thirsty? Best get to stabbin'.
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2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:
Is that when you can’t even act dead and you wake up all sparkly looking?
That'd be Tuesday.
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12 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:
This is the kind of shit you blurt out when you're used to getting your ass kissed.
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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:
221,222.. whatever works.
When I came out of the last procedure the anesthesiologist said he had never seen anything like it. They couldnt keep me under no matter how much shit they pumped into me.
Sounds like the second scene of a vampire movie.
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35 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
insanely high rates of drug use and compulsive masturbation.
I wasn't aware that there could be too much or too often.
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It can do a lot for a kid to have even one great-grandad who made a mark.
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2 hours ago, Gatorubet said:
pics of gullible sister?
Just call her up and tell her you're the US Attorney General of Physical Exams.
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Sitrep: Scam resolved. Got the money back. Took maybe a month extra because I sent them a photo of the CUNA Affidavit of Forgery form in the wrong format.
(They probably called me to tell me that but I ain't been answerin shit.) It was draggin on about a month longer than I expected, so I called them and the person in charge walked me through resending what they needed, then boom the money came back.
This has pretty much spazzed out all my banking habits. Instead of having various apps feed money into my credit union checking acct, I keep them mostly isolated from each other like stand-alone buildings at a fireworks factory. I am now Gen Z as far as checks go-- I would use them to pay taxes at shows, now I'll just dump coins into the envelopes. I pay all the bills with a credit card that has no connection to my credit union.
Yep.
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17 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
I was born and raised in Missouri, and have spent over half my life in Texas. I am so proud.
My main Missouri experience was a youth church trip there. Learned 4 guitar chords on a bus through the Arkansas Delta. Failed to impress girls in SW Missouri after 3 days practice. Switched back to art and was doing pastel live drawings while other kids would talk about Jesus. Would time it so that I hacked in 3 crosses on a hilltop as they finished the last sentence. Little blonde Lutheran girls on vacation from Minnesota would cry. I had a future in the American Evangelical Emotional Manipulation business but I let it slide.
I don't remember seeing you there but I'll take your word for it.
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17 hours ago, MissingInAction said:
A third of my tricep will be removed
Just so long as you've got enough to keep that forearm moving...
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21 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:
We gonna do what now?
I think these birds are doing 1920s gangster movie slang now, see?
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Pretty reasonable stance by Mexico considering their past and present. If you can barely control los indios/bandidos/carteles/whatever-they-call-em-next-year, you don't need to encourage extra filibusteros and other pirates trying to peel off new strips of land.
Oh right. He "forget."
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28 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:
Yes. One would hate to undermine all of that promise and potential that.....JD Vance has.
JDVance has come incredibly far for a kid with several identities who managed to pass enough Marine PT tests to become Poguey bait. That alone tells me he has the willpower of a Mesopotamian Sand Demon.
15 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:It’s illustrative of what I’ve mentioned before - Cruz feels like it’s his turn, that he’s entitled to it and probably sees Vance as taking a short cut.
You gotta know Cruz feels cheated that he can't tour the country doing Lincoln-Douglas debates with Trump, whom he'd shred with the chainsaw of his HighschoolDebate2000SyllablesPerMinute technique.
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On 11/14/2025 at 9:41 AM, crash_davis said:
Can someone just please shoot this cunt?
From Feb.
https://www.fox7austin.com/news/mount-bonnell-vehicle-burglaries-arrest-armynie-white
AUSTIN, Texas - A woman has been arrested in connection with vehicle burglaries at Mount Bonnell last month.
What we know: 21-year-old Armynie White has been charged with state-jail felony engaging in organized criminal activity and failure to identify as a fugitive, a Class A misdemeanor.
A search warrant uncovered multiple items, including the woman's bank cards and property belonging to a man who had been detained earlier, including:
A balaclava face mask
A glove
A screwdriver
Cash
A small amount of methamphetamine and fentanyl
Many gift cards believed to have been purchased with stolen credit cards
The woman who was arrested was later found to have a window punch tool and the keys to the suspect Honda concealed in her sock. She was also found to have provided a false identity and was positively identified as White.
From yesterday.
https://www.austintexas.gov/news/suspects-arrested-several-burglary-vehicle-credit-card-abuse-cases
On Thursday, November 6, 2025, officers conducted a traffic stop in the Mueller area and located White. White provided false identifying information to officers and was arrested for Failure to Identify as a Fugitive as well as 17 outstanding warrants, including six charges of Credit Card or Debit Card Abuse with APD. The arrest warrants were issued by multiple law enforcement agencies and charged a variety of offenses.
White has the following active warrants throughout Texas and the U.S.One charge of Aggravated Assault with a Deadly Weapon,
Two charges of Failure to Identify as a Fugitive,
Two charges of Fraud Use or Possession of Personal Identifying Information,
One charge Burglary of a Vehicle,
One charge Credit Card of Debit Card Abuse and one charge Escape While Arrested
One charge of Engaging in Organized Criminal Activity and one charge of Burglary of a Vehicle
One charge of Failure to Appear – Burglary
Additional charges are pending.
How long before Garza has her back on the streets breaking into cars at Mt Bonnell and Bull Creek?
Armynie. Airforcenie. Navynie. Marines
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2 hours ago, Mittens said:
That's not a problem that's an opportunity!
Encourage it to spread to about a city block across, at least 40' deep. Line the inner sides of it with 3 stories of studio apartments stacked like Lego blocks to stabilize it. Green community space down in the middle, birds flying through waterfall mist under suspended bridges.
Of course more will sink at some point. Just save what you can, keep chiseling out more home space, call the lowest level "DwarvenHeim" and let the gamer dudes bid for it.
signed,
RDCanecutter
Resident of area riddled with sink holes so won't he feel real "funny" one day, ha.
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13 hours ago, seven said:It's an nrg1 protein fusion.
Well, after increasing problems the last few weeks, I got the call yesterday that the extensive liver tumors have started to majorly block liver function and failure is on the way. Unless some miracle happens and they start to shrink my timeline is a few weeks to a few months.
That's that cold reality pushing in.
Maybe they shrink anyway. Maybe you wake up and you're fishing with your Granddad.
I wish you well.
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13 hours ago, Stringer said:
We did my one year bone marrow tests on Halloween and finally got the final results yesterday. I am officially in remission at the 1 year mark. These tests last year showed returning disease and sent us to transplant #2. Basically, I have not been cancer free for this long in over 3 years. By no means am I going to start spiking footballs, but it is a huge relief to get over this milestone. Next tests are 6 months away.
For now, I am just getting my head around everything. We have had optimism in the past and keep getting kicked down, so we are keeping celebration at a minimum. I need to stay diligent about working out and eating healthier with minimal booze. It sucks, but need to keep the peddle down.
As my wife and I have always said, we are just buying time. The longer we go, the longer they will have to find better treatments. I said last Christmas that I just wanted to see my youngest get to kindergarten. Now, we're looking at 1st grade. A bit at a time.
Enjoy the free baseball! Take every inning you can get.

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Art Fanatics Thread of Visual Dominance
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2025 winds to an end and I am done with shows for the year. Wasn't a bad year.
Main difference was adding out-of-state shows, 1 in Tennessee, 6 in Georgia. Tennessee was like sailing around the Horn of Good Hope with shit weather, Georgia mostly sold more (shooing away several large never-sell paintings) but costing more too as two-day venues + hotel, except when I watched foosbaw with @baboso Good way to move old stock and make future previous customers.
(There are several similar-sized shows nearer to home that I avoided because they were put on by Mean Old Lady art clubs and I figured they'd draw a stuffy crowd, but I'm wrong all the time so maybe I'll just do them next year instead of all but the best Atlanta shows.)
My unreliable little car is no longer unreliable, because it is dead. Now I have a big warm Toyota 4Runner that could hold double the gear I take to shows. It has made driving a joy and maybe in 2026 I'll find out what Florida has to offer.
For now, I draw and paint. Several categories flat sold out.