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RDCanecutter

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  1. 5 hours ago, statsman said:

    Could use advice. 
    I pay off the credit card balance monthly. Got a call from Citi asking why the payment is six days late. I said, “You’re crazy.  I paid and you cashed it”. They said nuh uh. 
     
    Checked the bank app. Someone else’s name written instead of Citi. Not my handwriting. 
     
    Also- a check payment made today to Verizon. I do no business with Verizon. 
     
    Called the bank- filed disputes, froze account and opened new one. Resolved to only pay online now. 
     
    I asked the bank if I should file with police, and if so, who? They wouldn’t answer. 
     
    So, Surly-world- advice? Report to local police? Postal inspector? Anyone have any functional experience? Thanks for all advice. 

    It wasn't a check, but when my credit card got hacked, UFCU called the Austin cops while I sat there in the office. Didn't matter where the actual fraud occurred. Once we had a police report on file, they did all the other stuff. But it was UFCU, who suck wayyyy less than any bank I ever had.

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  2. 3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

    So, I'm not a lawyer, and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express ever, so can someone let me know if it's bad when the judge tells your legal team that they're losing all credibility on Day 2?

    Seems bad.  And embarrassing.  Like something a narcissist might have an aneurysm over?

    Vinny Gambini got away with it.

  3. 1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

    Shitass is an underrated term.  It was my mother's pretty much ultimate insult.

    We had a teenage babysitter who called us shitass all the time. Of course we picked it up and used it frequently. Mom flipped her lid hearing it come from her babies so it became Automatic Spanking territory. Me and my middle sister clued in and clammed up, but baby sister couldn't hold it in. Shitass, shitass, shitass.

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  4. 1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Not to insinuate that porn stars are always the brightest bulbs, but wouldn't they tend to be on birth control?

    When banging guys they think are billionaires? I could see them forgetting.

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  5. 10 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

    Off topic, but when an adult poops in an adult diaper, I’m assuming it’s just like a baby’s in terms of distribution up and down. Is a blowout upwards into the shirt back via the waistband a thing that can happen with an adult diaper?

    I like to think that there is a semi-liquid poop pool down at the asshole, so that farts percolate up through it like pot smoke through bong water, except maybe with different effects.

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  6. 5 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

    if this is accurate, this is a problem for trump.   When the prosecutor objects to you telling the jury it is not wrong to try to influence an election, and the judge sustain the objection, it is perceived by the jury as nothing less than Trump’s lawyer lied to me and the judge corrected him.

    I have always told every witness in every trial or deposition I’ve been in that as we start the proceedings, there is a bucket of credibility filled to the brim that goes with them.    when they are found to be lying, the bucket gets kicked over.   And usually all of the credibility spills out on the floor.   If the jury thinks you are lying, they normally do not care if you are lying 20% of the time or 60% of the time, they know you were lying.   

    I’m not talking about normal memory impaired things like the exact time or day exact words, but I’m talking about lying about important things. You normally either have credibility or you don’t.  there is very likely a pattern jury instruction telling the jury that if they find a witness non-credible, they can disregard everything that person says in their testimony. Not 20%, not 40%, but all of their testimony.    

    That seems like a rookie mistake, or something they had to say to please the boss   it may be the best thing we have going for us is Trump will direct parts of the trial.

    I don't believe you.

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  7. Even if they don't result in convictions, this trial and others work as wonderful suppressive fire on Trump. For the uninitiated, that'd be something like a burst of machinegun fire on the general area of the enemy, where even if its unlikely to hit anything, it makes it harder for them to do anything back to you, and leaves you able to move easier.

    die mothafucka die.

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  8. On 4/18/2024 at 10:11 AM, Dnaguy said:

    My first job was working in the midway at Gattitown making that sweet government salary of 5.15/hr as a 15 year old so this hits close to home…..

     

    But seriously seeing that facade just gave me flashbacks.

    So many missed opportunities… like the time the teen mom (who seemed SOOOO much older than me but was probably 17 or 18) that I worked with ‘thought I was cute’ and asked if I wanted to see her clit ring on our break.

    Being a total and complete wiener I politely declined, likely having my voice crack in the process, and returned to operating the  VR rollercoaster

    [Narrator] And it would be multiple years before he would have the chance to see a vagina in real life as DNAteen was not what you’d call a ‘ladies man’. Yes, his chubby nice guy persona was matched with Family Guy quotes and Simpson references. This was what we like to call the holy trinity of for late 90’s / early aught inexorable teenage celibacy.

    Sounds like a missed opportunity to make the teen mom a teen mom again and then get eighteen years of child support garnished from your checks,

    Though yes, you shoulda woulda coulda rolled the dice.

  9. 3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

    Yet somehow Moscow Marge the other knuckle draggers are trying to make Ukraine the fascist threat against American values and interests. What a fucking world.

    Well, she's not. She's the ventriloquist dummy. Whoever's got their hand up her butt is making her say that. Left alone, she'd be sharing Q themes on FB and yelling at a clerk.

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  10. On 4/18/2024 at 3:07 PM, Pancho said:


    Dj Khaled GIF

    OK, say your name is La Tourniere or some shit, and you're tired of spelling it for people. What's wrong with just "Turner?" It's not like La Turner is going to France and people say, HAwN HAWN HAWN, look 'ow 'e kept ze LA, mozzerfuck we loves zat fellow French bastard!"

    Keep La Tourniere, or go full Turner, you wishy-washy chipmunk. Prolly fixin to quit, aren't you?

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