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Dnaguy

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  1. It’s hard to shoot up a school if you’re hungry and have been up all night working in the mines. /Maga solutions
  2. There has never been a less deserving franchise to win multiple championships than the Miami Marlins.
  3. The least automatic, automatic closer in the game.
  4. A mons gotta do what a mons gotta do.
  5. Apolitical, apoplectic, apathetic, apropos.
  6. It works bc Trump can always say it’s not classified a la his document case. problem solved.
  7. We should have a @NBHorn7 AMA. I’m hooked. For that that matter @immamac, why don’t we just have a AMA section on this site? Burnt ends could contribute…. We have tons of interesting people here like @NBHorn7. @Armybrat could tell us about what that newly discovered city under the pyramids was like. @Vic Mackey could give us advice on the best creamy Creations flavors to stock up on when you bring her back to your place….. I think it would be sure fired hit on this site.
  8. I learned something today. Runner is out for interference and batter is credited for a hit. Oh baseball. When will you not be amazingly quirky and fun when it comes to shit like this.
  9. But what about the Greens, Greenlandic, and Greenlish people? What part of the island do they live on?
  10. This. Hell announce another delay in tariffs, he’ll send a tweet about taking back the Philippines, he’ll announce that he’s disbanding the UN, or he’ll deport a student from Stanford or something the and media will follow that
  11. Maybe they were waisted and then their wives didn’t let them hear the end of it for months after and glared at them / asked them ‘how many beers is that?’ the subsequent 11 time they visited their friend’s house while also making it a point that her mother never drove with her dad in the car while she grew even though in all the years of being together or marriage they’ve never let her drive while they were in the car outside of a lengthy road trip but that was like for an hour or so to get just enough of a nap to make the remaining 8 hrs of a 16 hr drive.
  12. My search for thicc Latina going all the way was different than I imagined…. But still entertaining
  13. Pretty salty take IMO. Just take a deep breath next time.
  14. Tonight? Pretty sure that’s how we got into this mess in the first place…..
  15. Unlike the robber barons of the 1870’s to 1910’s, the tech baron bros of today do not control our raw materials used for buildings or transportation but the raw materials that fuel our economy today…. Attention. Railroads networks? Try social networks. Steel for infrastructure? Try Cloud services for internet infrastructure. Oil for engines? Try AI search engines. Rapacious Wall Street financiers? Well…. Yeah. Seems to be a straight line. But also you’ve got so much more in hedge funds, private equity, and venture capital. As bad as it was back then, democracy wasn’t threatened by controlling steel or trains or oil. But attention fuels democracy. The means of communication and the the distribution of information are vital for democracy to work. And they own that. That’s what makes today so dire.
  16. Wait a minute. i know my grandpa’s garage coffee pot when I see it.
  17. Who could have ever imagined that money = speech would have led to this? A result that no one could have foreseen.
  18. According to Forbes, there are ~2550 billionaires in the world. That makes up… does math…. 0.000000311% of the population. And they control roughly 3.3% of all individual wealth in the world. Thats crazy.
  19. Such a target rich environment with a.) daughter b.) 17 yo daughter at that c.) volleyball daughter and the mental image that brings up d.) whacking off dudes talk e.) aggy hating volleyball daughter who talks of whacking off dudes and f.) wife too? To honor of the upcoming Passover holiday, I am skipping over this post as to not somehow bring plague upon my posts. Let he who has broken no rule, post the first reply.
  20. I make them laugh by taking my boxers off.
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