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Irish Wrist Watch

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  1. Remember though, the Offense did score three points in the Third Qtr. That was infinitely better than the first half, mathematically speaking.
  2. Terrible call. Ball was in the air too long, cross field. They only needed four. They oughta fire Clottershotten right after the game.
  3. Hey, at 32 Alexander the Great had conquered the civilized world. Stevie Wonder could DC against the Pussyboys
  4. You'll eventually need to go to a house where nobody knows your name. You won't be allowed to make phone calls.
  5. If Dak can hold it a little longer he might get some reward points
  6. Come on, Drew. Thirty seconds after this game ends Dak is going to be thinking about a nice steak, a bottle of bubbly, and some hot snatch (presumably). He's just wasn't "into" that first half. It was bringing him down, man. Now that we're losing, maybe he'll try a little harder.
  7. The Dallas Pussyboys.
  8. Who says they have loose vaginas. More info is needed
  9. So Mr. Intensity, Dak (The Rock) Prescott, steps up and through sheer human will, pushes the mighty Dallas offense (the likes of which the NFL hasn't seen for at least twenty years) to what would have been a record tying 68-yard FG that would have given that offense an amazing 3-point half. The NFL Hall of Fame bigwigs have entered an emergency meeting to consider early entry into their ranks for the amazing Rock of Dallas. Will Jerry rename the stadium in Dak's honor? Perhaps erecting a Big Texish figure beckoning all to buy their hundred-dollar tickets for unforgettable star-laden excitement.
  10. The blockers got in lamb's way
  11. We started out the game with a couple of nice running plays... then threw a pass and it was like we were addicted to passing - the easy yards
  12. Nice coverage. How many millions a year is that sack of shit getting paid?
  13. better than Nancy Sinatra Sugartown - thanks fucking Geico (or whichever insurance scamco running that ad)
  14. If Ding Dong hadn't gotten injured, they'da won this one.
  15. Let's see if we try to get them to score a TD on this and if Denver takes the bait
  16. Well there's a surprise
  17. Time to go into prevent
  18. Did this QB ever QB a football game before. How the fuck did he get into the NFL. They don't trust him to throw a five yard pass
  19. Looked like helmet to helmet to me
  20. Refs gonna step in soon
  21. The slide wasn't that late. Shoulda been called
  22. Surprised they didn't call helmet to helmet
  23. A pump fake? Could he have thrown it into a more crowded area? No!
  24. It's about time he ran it
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