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wildcat09

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  1. Push that fucker into a volcano.
  2. Yeah, that shit absolutely doesn't pass the smell test. There's tons of evidence that Dems are highly motivated and that many Republicans aren't. These guys are just aiming for topline results that feel right to them and if they've gotta fuck with all the underlying assumptions to heavily bias the GOP they'll do it.
  3. Someone make a gif of Hader’s celebration please.
  4. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump is blackmailing O'Brien. We know he used blackmail to get a bunch of evangelical leaders behind him in 2015/2016 and it wasn't that long ago O'Brien was challenging a Republican senator to a fight. Maybe he's just a shithead or maybe he's been bribed, but I think blackmail is more likely.
  5. There's a statute of limitations, but we're still well within the period where it's still acceptable to blame the British. Fuck em.
  6. What are you basing this on?
  7. No. Even if there was a law against it, he'd claim it infringed on separation of powers and/or he's immune so fuck you.
  8. Definitely could get some solid episodes of Justified out of this.
  9. What the fuck is it with the umps lately?
  10. Anyone who likes Candice Owens is very clearly a nazi who shouldn't be allowed to have children.
  11. He probably IS Mark Robinson.
  12. "Why not simply uproot your entire life if you don't want to live in a fascist dictatorship that will condemn your wife to die?" Fuck you. You're going to lose in November, but if you don't you will lose the war that comes after.
  13. Texags probably has a two-hour-old thread with dozens of pages discussing which of these are ok and which would obviously be gay and unacceptable.
  14. My guess was that he used to claim to be trans, so I was pretty close.
  15. Don't forget Tester's political superpower: being a big ol' boy.
  16. I know Rex has always been Rex, but am I wrong or does it seem like recently he's been entering into the rarified air of Slorch? Maybe he's always been this ridiculous, but this feels like something new.
  17. Rex, I promise you nobody gives a shit.
  18. It'd be a shame if someone slashed his tires.
  19. Hey look, more positive results from democratic policies! But sure, let's ignore stuff like this so we can continue to pretend that Dems are actually just as bad if not worse than Republicans.
  20. A lot of the rednecks in eastern Washington/Oregon are the same people who used to be east Texans dragging black people to death. A bunch of the most hardcore southern racists began moving to the PNW 20+ years ago because they saw it as their last redoubt. They even came up with a fancy name for it most of them probably can’t even pronounce: the northwest territorial imperative.
  21. Slorch can’t help slorchin.
  22. Aggy and Penn State would pick football. Nobody should be like them.
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