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Ten Bears

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  1. On 3/13/2024 at 1:54 PM, RDCanecutter said:

    It's a gas station at an interstate exit, not the entrance to Heaven.

    You mean you have to pour your peanuts into a CAN of RC?  You can't even see them in there.

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  2. I have been eating at Pedroso's Pizza trailer on Burnet every thursday for over a year now so I feel I should pimp these guys.  They have some damn fine pizza.  The Thursday Slice of the day is a thin crust with spicy salami slices with calabrian peppers and shaved parmesan.  They also opened a trailer at The Tavern in downtown Round Rock and one on E 7th.

    https://www.pedrosospizza.com/

     

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  3. 22 hours ago, Evil Bill Obrien said:

    Just when you thought Aggy couldn’t possibly fuck something up…they managed to ruin jalapeños:

     

    So they invented the bell pepper. 

    Good job.  Good effort.

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  4. 2 hours ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

    "Sinkhole" by DBT became much more meaningful after I did a lyric search. I want it played at my funeral.

     

    Wut?

    "And now, friends and family of Shox, I would like you all to listen to one of his favorite songs that I believe is about (checks lyrics) some southern yokel dreaming of killing a banker that foreclosed on his family's farm and then throwing the body down a sinkhole on the farm."

  5. 3 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

    I can’t tell you why but in the long run the Hotel California lyrics are already gone.  The prosecutors should take it easy, but instead they will take it to the limit.  There might be a civil action here, but a criminal case should be the last resort.

    This is even better when read in Joey Callo's voice.

     

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  6. 6 hours ago, Superhero said:

    I don’t think Biden should run, but 81 is not old as fuck. My dad is 83, sleeps well, eats well, walks 2-3 miles everyday, writes journals and editorials, and his brain is sharp as ever.

    Granted he’s not trying to run the country with 70+ million notions, but  81 isn’t that old AF. 

    My dad is 85 and still farms and ranches nearly 2 sections, running 100 mama cows and 150 spanish nannies and raising livestock guard dogs for sale.  His only help is my stepmom.  I go down once a month or so to help with the things he can't lift and to work calves and whatnot but he does most of it himself.  

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  7. 19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

    If’n ya got shoes, havin’ thet thar pride will tend ta make ya mosey toward onenna them skool houses. Then theys larn ya alla dangerus idees I heared abut.  cain’t ketch me near thet

     

    She ain't need no shoes cuz she ain't got no feet from the sugar diabetus.

  8. 13 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

    That cop would get some serious PTSD at my home. The perpetual falling acorns would sound like machine gun fire to him.

    No shit.  My red oak was in mast this year and it sounded like Fallujah  acorns falling out there. 

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