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totallynotabuttpirate

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  1. I'd much prefer Marvin Harrison Jr.
  2. At least he's not posting pics of himself in $500 jeans.
  3. This, just imagine @Anastasis posting essays about how each of the top 10 schools would be a great choice for a recruit.
  4. Oh Hi! Stupid Tech cunt. Here's a good read you might enjoy. Maybe imagine it was one of your mother/sister/wife etc. But cool cool, I'm sure the IDF is doing the same thing right? https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/28/world/middleeast/oct-7-attacks-hamas-israel-sexual-violence.html
  5. In the ultimate "both sides" conflict of our generation, it's comforting to know that Analstasis can always be counted on to stan away.
  6. Only shot to increase revenue and original content is do some sort of Surly RV bangbus. Most important thing is to have a <30 year-old age limit.
  7. I don’t think he would be dumb enough to fuckup a contract year.
  8. Jesus, yes plz.
  9. He's going to be a big help coaching on the field.
  10. The deferred amount has to be put into escrow each year, IIRC.
  11. One of the greatest TV episodes of all time.
  12. He’s serviceable. Not great but has done well enough.
  13. What did u mean to say?
  14. Plz no spandex.
  15. Karl is that u?
  16. Found an old clip of Thetexashammer
  17. The Shanghai Rankings is my goto when evaluating college programs.
  18. Although, Stoops wouldn't have argued that she didn't need a bunch of dildos.
  19. Oklahoma City, Okla. (KOKH) — A Pottawatomie County sheriff's commander was jailed for assaulting an employee at an adult store. Investigators said the incident happened Monday night in Oklahoma City at Christie's Toy Box off SE 89th. David Dewitt was booked for assault and battery. According to a police report, when the responding officer arrived, he noticed that the victim, a store clerk, had blood on his face and shirt. The victim told the officer that Dewitt and a woman were walking in the store, and every time the woman wanted something, Dewitt started arguing with her. In the report, the victim said Dewitt told the woman that she did not need the merchandise because the sex toy was "bigger than him." https://okcfox.com/news/local/from-sheriffs-badge-to-handcuffs-deputy-arrested-after-toy-store-tussle-david-dewitt-mike-booth-pottawatomie-county-christies-toy-box-oklahoma-city-police-norman
  20. Depending on the school, they can probably ask our coaches.
  21. Cooper would be stupid to come back for another year.
  22. Yea, there's also a certain Adonai Mitchell who has been our best overall receiver this year.
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