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TXSooner518

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  1. For one, no one thinks anything will PREVENT murder but we sure as shit would like to REDUCE murder. For two, dipshit high school dropouts don’t get pissy when granny is bitching about the phone bill and impulsively *checks notes* construct an ammonium nitrate bomb to harm her then whip up another one real quick to blow up a school.
  2. I just wish the protestors families were submitting DNA samples to identify the protestors.
  3. The amazing symbolism of saying all of Texas stands with Uvalde accompanied by a picture of him seated.
  4. This was insane. Including taking a solid weight belt shot right across the chest. My brother had torn his pec and said literally every time he engaged that side of his body it felt like daggers.
  5. Or tanks or surface to air missiles or tactical nukes? How do we stop 5 year olds and violent felons from buying guns? The NO RESTRICTIONS!!!! crowd happily ignores the multiple restrictions that already exist just like the MASKS ARE TYRANNY crowd ignored the 50000 other laws on the books they have to comply with. Was having to look up a county judge for work and on his Facebook he had a I AINT IMPOSING COVID RESTRICTIONS and plenty of people were like yeah damn right. His previous post was imposing a burn ban and amazingly no one was screeching or crying about how the government can’t tell them what to do and why can’t people decide for themselves and they don’t live in FEAR and if you don’t wanna burn things STAY HOME.
  6. Also, this is the dumbest fucking argument possible. "Laws don't stop the bad guys!" THEN WHY THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DO WE HAVE LAWS AT ALL???? If I wanna run a red light, I'm gonna, so why the fuck is it illegal? Why when I buy groceries at 9am can I not buy beer? Why do we outlaw weed in Texas? Why can't I play poker for money on the internet? Just the absolute most intellectually bankrupt lazy cuntface argument that exists.
  7. And an Uber driver who takes someone who is seven weeks pregnant to Planned Parenthood to get an abortion can be civilly sued by random strangers for $10,000!
  8. Folding the 22 here b/c we are never way ahead and have zero fold equity. I'd jam over the raise a bit wider than Lurch describes, but it depends on how active the chip leader has been. I agree with Lurch's range for jamming from button if folded to you. Prob adding in suited kings and maybe suited queens, again depending a bit on the players in the blinds.
  9. OK. Would you perhaps feel differently if literally the only use of a car was to kill people? Instead that is a tangential result extremely rare per number of uses AND FUCKING YET using them requires training, a license, insurance, registration, and significant regulation, all things that you and yours have dragged your feet and screamed about for something that only has killing as a utility.
  10. And inevitably Ricky Steamboat gets hit in the nuts again and again.
  11. Been working on a different backswing that is keeping me much more centered, and the ballstriking has really improved! Also working on a different chip/pitch. Have gone 97-92-82 the last 3 rounds, with the 82 a neat little net 59 that everyone always loves haha. Tied my personal best with 9 greens in the 92 round, and hit 5 of 6 at one point in the 82. I'm sure it's short-lived, but damn golf is fun when you can actually hit shots and work on strategically moving around the course instead of top/chunk/skull/shanking it around.
  12. Tough because of the eyesight thing but should definitely never say something like “four hearts on board” or “wow no one has a heart?” When hands are tabled, must ensure they are read correctly. But before tabled, no. The old guy should definitely just table his hand every time at showdown. Also, opponent is a bitch bc he basically already mentioned the flush also so he shouldn’t be salty at you about it. If he said “straight” and old man goes “mmf” and kind of pitches his cards and you said “wow no heart?” or something that’s worse.
  13. I was elected to represent my constituents in Georgia, the border is out of control.
  14. You have 32.5% equity vs a range of K8s, K5s, 88, 55, AKs, AKo. Is this player really flatting $75 pre with K8 or K5? If he is, I think we have to also bake in some out-of-line equity. Also, can't he then have K7s? K6s? KQ? QJ/QT/JT/65 of spades? AA? I think you are underestimating your opp's fold chances when you check-call turn then jam when draw hits. 2 of your 15 outs put both the flush and a 4-straight on board. What are you check-calling $500 turn and now jamming for 1/7 pot on a 3-flush, 4-straight board that AK beats? But let's work from your assumptions. If we fold, our stack is $775, $0 EV. If we jam, we make a pot of $2075 which we win 32.5% of so our stack is on average $674, -$101 EV. If we call, we will hit a spade or straight card 15/46 of the time or 32.6% of the time. If we jam the other 32.6% of the time (I def think we have to jam the 5s and 6s, otherwise we just let him check back when he has less than a boat and stack us when he has a boat), we win always 13/15 of the time (86.7%) and win 67% of time on 5s river and 60% of time on 6s river. So 67.4% of the time our stack is $275 as we check fold our misses. 28.2% of the time our stack is $2075 as we jam when we hit other than 5s or 6s and get called and win. 1.6% of the time our stack is $2075 as we jam on 5s and get called and win. 0.8% of the time our stack is $0 as we jam on 5s and get called and lose. 1.3% of the time our stack is $2075 as we jam on 6s and get called and win. 0.7% of the time our stack is $0 as we jam on 6s and get called and lose. That adds up to: 31.1% of time $2075 and 1.5% $0. (.675 x 275) + (.311 x 2075) + (.015 x 0) = 645.33 + 185.63 = $830.96, +$56 EV. Note that if opp folds AK on river that's going to be 40% of the time he folds when we ht, which would reduce our EV roughly to +$30. So it's pretty close, and I'd say better than my initial impression, and profitable if your assumptions are correct.
  15. Not as shocked as I am esp since he had mentioned multiple times how twos and kings were hot so should play them all.
  16. Also a lady was sweating her friend on slots while snacking on *checks notes* corn on the cob.
  17. Terribad loose guy opens to 27, two calls. I go 150 with AQ, terribad calls with like 40 back lol. I’m gonna put him in on any flop, but Q22 works nicely. He has KQo and we hold. Win a nice pot with QQ also before game breaks. In for $400, out for $717, no complaints.
  18. Wowwwww lol dude just snapped AKo when 50yo passive dude ripped $460 in pre. It was, uh, no good.
  19. Lol why? Straddle was $4 I threw 3 nickels on top. Win a pot! Go 15 on button with A9 get two calls. Flop QJT. I go 35 one call. Turn T. Ck ck. River 4. Opp ck. He loves calling. I cry ck and he has K8. Heater alert! Open AsQh to 10, three calls. Flop Q42ss. I 25, one call. Turn Ts he ck call 50. River 8s. He ck call 80 and shows 54ss.
  20. Might as well jam 5s right? Otherwise we are just letting him check his 2p behind and jam all his boats. If he can’t fold 2p, gotta jam. I wanna run some math on it. Currently playing my standard cash session at 1/2. I straddle button two limps I go 19 w QQ. Two calls. K72 ck to me I 20 one call. Turn 2 he ck call 35. River 6. Ck ck. He win K8. Open 78hh, loose guy small 3b I call. Flop 543 one heart he 100 lol. Open 44, KQx flop. Open JT to 10, guy 3b to 21, 5 to flop, 964. 3 limps, I complete SB with 64, guy 10 on top all call, Q98 flop. Only hands I’ve played in 2 hours. Every other hand 85o or like A3o when someone goes 22 pre. Zero pots.
  21. Check-folding A river? Jamming 5s river? One issue is a solid reg may be able to make a good laydown if he sees a solid reg check call 2/3 of his stack on turn then jam when draw hits.
  22. What did you open to pre? C/r flop seems good. As played, might donk turn, but as further played, we have to fold now unless BTN gets way OOL way often. We aren't getting proper odds to draw unless all of our flush outs and ace outs are good, which is too optimistic. Annoying to fold a good amount of equity, which is a peril of playing meadoker hands OOP against good players, we don't get to realize our equity often enough.
  23. Same also. Also I’d never ask to see the hand in that spot bc if he has some random dickhead pair that he missed or whatever now you lost the whole pot. I do enjoy a good spite action though so can’t fault you too much.
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