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El Squared

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  1. Perhaps he can kill himself now, and go to troll heaven. Pauly Shore is such an awesome comrade! Who wouldn't want that?
  2. That location made me think of the best eggrolls : Long Beach and Saigon Eggrolls from a hot dog like stand. Prolly catmeat, no matter tasted guud. . Great sauce, 50 c each . (1977-1981).
  3. I think fisting would be too easy and pedestrian for Futureman. I propose he go full Heaven's Gate if we land UM.
  4. I'll be the round about.The words will make you out and out .You change the day your way
  5. Colt was running for his life due to shitty OL for a least the last 2 years until they let him get completely focked in the NC game. That's on CEO butterteets too. He got to coast drawing high dollar paychecks and endorsements for the last 5 years, as HC of Steiner Ranch Golf Club. He doesn't need any pity for fuck's sake. Lastly UM doesn't need advise from MackFulmer. If FUPM can sway UM not to take the job, he must have early onset rapidly progressive dementia.
  6. Who doesn’t enjoy exploiting vulnerabilities? Message boards would be dead without them. Football is great but our real favorite sport is judging.
  7. Just wondering out loud if futureman is son of Texas Taps from hornfans in days of yore.
  8. Looks like the rollercoaster leveled off and started climbing a bit since alphahorn reset the discussion a couple hours ago.
  9. No, not a fan of ginger dolls, the picture frame is kinda ViewSonic, and there is red paint on the caulking, otherwise it’s passable.
  10. If it was a “no”...we would hear futureman snapping his fingers, but so far ...just muffled fecal crickets
  11. What a drug.....
  12. Maybe, maybe not. but I bet you can get some fresh Miracle Whip.
  13. Jeffery Epstein had some nice rides! (Pun intended).
  14. I think your connection, pulled out and jizzed you in the face at the last minute.
  15. Yes, we all have access to elk. I mean, who doesn't? I shoot them from my helicopter like everyone else. They are field dressed by my staff -like everyone else has available. I then have my staff smoke the meat low and slow at 225 F in my XXL Big Green Egg, using ethically sourced, non-GMO fruitwood lump charcoal -- like everyone else. If only people just paid attention and stopped being lazy they could all eat properly like you and I.
  16. I thought a "Cleveland Steamer" was a dump you took outside during cold weather next to Lake Erie.
  17. From Jon Waters: "Lust in the Dust"
  18. Or one self-inflicted fecal fist....
  19. Unclear to me why all the interest in the stereoisomeric twin of TH. Do we want a double dose of pain or just enjoy others suffering as much as we do? Its likely both I guess.
  20. As if it matters. We couldn’t win the conference against a crippled group of teams, and take the usual loss vs blowtard U- an “arch rival” in name only since they regularly beat us in the first 2 decades of this millennium. Just glad we don’t have to face Maryland. I guess mediocre results for premium pay is our style.
  21. Maybe the next coach will teach the OL how to stop a 3 man rush with 5 OL “men”.
  22. Who really knows who or what he fucks. Looks like he would be a swinger , but I do know he fucked Texas/ BMDs out of some serious cash.
  23. Butt chuggers
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