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  1. This is the only score shirt I’ve ever owned.  I don’t wear it, but it’s a nice thing to own.  Poor aggy won’t ever know what this is like!
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    I wear that exact shirt around the house all the time. In fact just took it off after some yard work. My favorite single game shirt ever, though, and someone in my family is an ass and threw it out, was a picture of Jesus holding a football with the caption “To hell with OU”. Fucking loved that shirt. I guess technically it was only a single game shirt because I bought it just before my first TX/OU game in 1990 and it was sold for that game but it was before the game and therefore no scoreboard.
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  2. If I were Trump, I'd decide what I want to claim I weigh, then when I talk about it the next time I'm in front of cameras, I'd hold up the weights that I had strategically hidden in my suit to make me appear heavier, to own the libs.  All he'd had to do is work out the math and hold weights that approximate the difference between the two then he gets another own the libs moment for his idiots.  It wouldn't actually own the libs, but his idiots would think it did.

  3. Still better than
    Help me!  I can’t afford college!!1! And houses are unaffordable hrrr drrr  A uneducated Betamax salesman in the 70’s could afford a ski chateau and it’s just not fair!!!!!  

    So what’s your problem with that argument? The fact that it’s true obviously isn’t your problem because it is true. What is it?
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  4. 29 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

    That moran in the Cardinals t-shirt will haunt me every day of my life.  FFS.

    I mean, the only shirt that would've been more fitting from a professional sports team might be a Cowboys shirt.  Or A&M if we were going college.  Otherwise, the Cardinals shirt is pretty much exactly what I would've expected that guy would've been wearing.

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  5. Heritage has been really great for decades at fighting against the acknowledgement of rights of the gays and other minority groups.  If you are looking for a retrograde opinion, they are a good place to start.

  6. 1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

     

    They look like a Chukka boot and a Toms got drunk on Miller Lite and had sex in the back of a leased F250 in a strip mall honky tonk parking lot.  

    That's funny because I just came across a paper I wrote in junior high about shoes fucking and having kids, so apparently 12-13 year old me had already thought about the concept of different types of shoes having sex somewhere.  Paper got an A- so I figured out how to tone it down enough that a small town prude english teacher lady wouldn't give me shit for it.  I'm chalking that up as a win.

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  7. 20 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

    Right, because Grassley’s role involved Pence going along with the plan to steal the election and refusing to certify. I took “didn’t cooperate” to be referring to Trump’s plan to overturn the election, which Pence didn’t do, leaving no role for Grassley. If “didn’t cooperate” was referring to the constitutional order then that was just confusing. 

    As I recall, they were planning for the attack to happen, for the Secret Service to bustle Pence away and not let him come back, and for Grassley to preside in Pence's absence.  Pence refusing to get in the car was the only thing that stood in the way of that plan actually working.  I'm sure a lot of Republicans had 2 speeches prepared. One for if Pence hung around and another completely opposite one for if Pence wasn't in the building.

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  8. On 7/24/2023 at 11:13 PM, troph said:

    We getting Colorado married this Friday. Fuck Texas in the goat ass.  Ps Aspen is in OG republic of Texas territory so come and take it Abbott and Patrick cumstains.

    Yep yep, that's why we got married in Maine.  I'm not sitting around waiting for Texas to retroactively kill my marriage license.  Fuck them.

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    1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

    I know y'all think anybody who was ever a Republican for 15 minutes is evil and cannot be believed. 

    Umm, what?  I was a Republican at one time.  I think more than a few of us old timers on these boards have seen the Republican party leave us.  Our positions haven't changed all that much over the years.  But the Republican positions sure have.

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  10. On 7/13/2023 at 1:17 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

    y'all, i think i've figured it out. this is the greatest 'The Aristocrats!' joke ever and Andy Kaufman is going to burst out of Trump's torso and go "tada!" any second now. Guys?...

    This seems as plausible as anything else.

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  11. So ole George is wishcasting that Trump and Desantis being so crazy is bad news for Biden, because it means a saner Republican is going to come along and make things interesting?  Was that the thrust of the article?  

    Have the worms already started in on his brain, because he's living in a different type of reality.

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  12. If I remember correctly, that's the number of times the tweet with the video got served to a Twitter user.  That isn't counting the number of people who actually hit play, which will be some number lower than the number of people who saw the tweet.  And it's most assuredly not counting the number of people who watched the video all the way through, which will be even lower than the number of people that hit play.  He's basically in the irrelevant section at this point.

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  13. 11 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

    That woman had a former governor and VP tell her that she is 100% wrong in her understanding of the VPs role as defined in the Constitution. Guarantee that he didn’t change her mind one bit.

     

    Well I guarantee you that woman that McCain had to have a talking to went right on believing in whatever nonsense she was spouting as well, and happily voted for Trump 2x, assuming she survived COVID.  These politicians standing up and telling people that the sky is blue has no effect on the people claiming the sky is yellow.  Never has, never will.

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