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1 hour ago, ScottS said:
Okay, I have to ask: 7-11 thieves references who, exactly? I have no recollection of ever hearing that in reference to another school. Apologies in advance for the ignorance and thanks in advance for clearing up my confusion.
Cougar High. In Houston, when a 7-11 gets robbed you never know if it was a Cougar High grad doing the robbing or manning the cash register.
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9 minutes ago, texasgangordie said:
Wow this is pretty cool. Meanwhile go look at the aggy index and we are their top rival at 65. Meanwhile TX/OU rivalry is in the 140's. They don't generate enough of a pulse to have a combined rivalry score on both sides equal to how either the Horns or the land thieves see the TX/OU rivalry. Those people are idiots.
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28 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:
Since the Aggies left the Big 12, I have not thought about them at all in any sport. However, If OU had left, I would have significantly missed the annual game at the Cotton Bowl. That can’t be replaced and demonstrates to me that OU is our main rival.
If OU and Texas went to different conferences, I can guarantee you we would've gone right back to making them a permanent non-conference game just like they were for all of our lives before the Big 12 started. To do anything besides that would've been a death knell to University of Texas athletics because if I don't have a chance to watch the Horns beat those cheating bastards every year, why the hell am I even watching?
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Yeah, those of you that missed out on piggy, get ready. They actually are all the bad things we say about the Okies. Toothless hillbilly sister fuckers well known for their vandalism. Pro tip, should you ever decide to go to Fayetnam for a pig/Texas game, rent a car without Texas plates unless you want to see your car fucked up. Those people are stupid, mean and ornery.
I'd be perfectly happy never playing those fucks at aggy ever again, mainly because it's a constant no win situation. They win and they won't shut the fuck up. They lose and they won't shut the fuck up.
My final thought here. THere's a reason that Tell me about threads are the best when pointed at aggy, because those people are so much fun to point and laugh at. There's no other school on earth more equipped to provide us a circus, not even FSU. That's the one thing aggy is good for.
All that being said, FUCK OU. I hope they get in a tough game and loose their tooth.
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On 12/3/2023 at 11:13 PM, atomheartbevo said:
Don’t wait too long to do it. A lot of us waiting too long with Bud Adams and it’s no fun punching a skull with dried flesh and weird-ass hair.
Next time I go to Houston I'm tracking down that motherfuckers grave. I can't punch him in the face, but I can sure as hell piss on his headstone.
20 hours ago, msucolt45 said:
I’m 50+ and have attended aggy home games over the decades, some involving Texas, and others like LSU and Arkansas, prior to Jerry World. As a military veteran, they do provide “pageantry” because their military-based music hasn’t changed since before my time. I do enjoy their halftime show of military marching, as that’s difficult to do, but decades ago I realized that not all members were actually playing their instruments, just a body to help fill the field/band.
Nope, I was in band in junior high. My band director gives us the Aggy War Hymn and has us marching around like Aggy. I protested and he's like, "This is the only Texas college that has simple enough music and marching that junior high kids just learning to play can do it." Looking at it objectively, they are lying when they say it's hard. Now, from their point of view, maybe they are dumb enough that it is hard for them, but it ain't hard.
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My office is in Seattle. I just so happen to have to be there all week this week. I’m wearing one of my longhorn caps on the flight as we speak.
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"Texas beat Alabama by 10 in their stadium".
"Yeah but that was in September."
I keep hearing a variation of that. How fucking nice for us, when that game/trip is all risk and no reward. So dumb.
Those same people are also saying you can’t leave a 1 loss Georgia team out because of shit that happened last god damned season. Ok. So in Texas’ case, September doesn’t matter, but in Georgia’s case September of last season still matters? Why? Fuck off with that nonsense.-
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We're all Beavers fans again this weekend?
I mean... who's not amiright?!
My fandom of beaver is highly conditional to very specific situations. Do I need some help stopping a river from flooding? Hell yeah I love me some beavers. Do I need to remove some doubt for the CFP committee? Fuck yeah go beavs! Otherwise, nah. -
Feel really really good about my 55-18 prediction. Undershot a little on us, overshot on them. I can live with that. FUCK OFF TECH*.
* - Except I do like their band, and sometimes I like slorch.
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I’m not reading this whole thread but I saw Don Williams name and had to chime in.
#1, fuck that guy for using the same name as country music singer and national treasure Don Williams.
#2, every time I read one of his columns I want to ask him why he feels the need to be such a bitchass every single time
C - I remember reading his columns when I was in high school in the 80’s. Can’t believe that fucker is even still alive.
Finally. Fuck Tech and fuck all of west Texas while we are at it. Texas wins 55-18.-
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2 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:
Who's next after this guy, Jethro Fishter?
My vote is for Willy Fistergash
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Galindo seems like he'd be a good fit for the intro guy at a gay strip club.
"Fellas, give it up for your next performer, Randy Palomino!!!"
Don’t you put that evil on us!-
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37 minutes ago, BlueGreySky said:
No one wins in a circle jerk.
Or does everyone win?
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Earl doesn't need to go around, as evidenced here against the Rams.
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Wow that answer from Sark was really great. Thanks for posting!
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On 11/17/2023 at 4:07 PM, mwaadeeb said:
I wonder if anybody outside Texas knows to us (older guys, anyway) Earl is a lot like Willie. Folk hero.
And he's a singer as well. One time in my life I went to the Chili Cookoff at the Houston Rodeo and as we were wandering between tents we noticed someone was singing up on the stage for that area. When we looked a little closer, it was Earl Fucking Campbell, big as life, singing away to country songs. He was fully feeling the moment and giving it his all, and I realized, I'd watch that guy do anything because he's a bad ass motherfucker. Hook 'em Earl!
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On 11/12/2023 at 10:39 AM, ScottS said:
I mean, I don't know that I'd purchase almost 2 billion dongs if I had $76 mil, but I'm pretty sure my number would be north of 0.
On 11/15/2023 at 5:49 PM, Longboard Horn said:I continue to look at these pictures and continue to be just amazed at the lack of talent amongst these clowns year after year. You'd think in their long history at least one of them would be a looker. If there ever was one, he's fucking camera shy because I've never seen a good looking person in these group shots, much less a collection of them. It's amazing.
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I grew up near Lubbock. I’ve listened to their fans my whole life blame everything and everyone else but themselves for every loss they’ve had in every sport. I lived through those god awful third down clickers and Shane Dronnett all but killing a guy in the backfield in Lubbock and Tony Brackens decapitating that tech punter in Austin. I’ve been pulled over by the Lubbock police for having a Longhorn sticker on my car, and watched tech piss away every single good thing they ever accidentally lucked into. Through all of it those motherfuckers never ever shut up about what they are owed, how they have been robbed, and making every excuse for their lifetime shitty performance.
My dad died earlier this year, and the thing that I keep thinking about this week is how happy he would be to watch us beat the fuck out of these assholes one last time so this series ends with a 55-17 all time record in favor of the good guys. RIP dad, I’ll have a couple for you while watching this mudhole we are about to drop on these tortilla toddlers. Fuck them and good riddance.
In honor of the record I’m calling the final score 55-17 Texas.-
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I mean I kind of get it. We have a beverage cart we bought and reconditioned and use for liquor storage and it's awesome. I might like to make a desk out of part of a wing as well. But the seat. Eh.
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42 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
Is that an airline seat in someone's house?
I was wondering the same thing. On the one hand, hey that's kind of cool, I want one. On the other, hey wait why the fuck would anyone put one of those uncomfortable chairs in their house?
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I thought that was the Irish
Or the Dutch?
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1 hour ago, The Dog said:
Fuck him, this could have severely negative consequences on all of our fucking lives, who gives a shit about some guy from bumfuck's career.
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Yep, anyone who believes that shit fits into one of two categories: #1 - They never knew any people who let them know they were on the LGBT specturm, and therefore their only experience is "My friend Karen's boy moved off to the city and became a homosexual," therefore it was the the city that did it, it wasn't that Karen's boy was just gay, or #2 - They themselves are fucking L, G, B, or T, and they think they would never have chosen it willingly, so it 100% must be that they were brainwashed by grooming, all the while ignoring that 1000's of people saw the same messaging and turned out straight. These are people who will never ever ever take responsibility for their feelings or actions, they will always blame some other for all the ills in their world. Always.