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  1. I dunno, I was convinced without having to go to jail. 
     

    3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


    delish 

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    where’s the jank ass carrot?

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  2. I will never invite a shark to my house, and one has never invited me to their house. I’m happy to be next to their house or over their house but I feel no need to go into their house. Especially with the way stand your ground laws are written these days. 

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  3. It so happens I saw rainbow bunting for the first time today, at the aforementioned United Club where I was hoping to take a quiet dump before my flight but that wound up serving me celebratory beers because of the day’s events. 

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  4. I'm pretty sure I've never had a Bud Light in my fridge, but had one last weekend.  We went to a taco truck by our house for breakfast, and they were offering free beer with every $10 minimum purchase of food.  Well of course, I'll take a free beer.  Turns out it was Bud Light.  I drank it with a smile on my face.

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  5. On 6/3/2023 at 7:57 PM, Pancho said:

    Trying to cover…

    Wait, banning trans people and then immediately welcoming them back in the next paragraph by including them again when they welcome the LGBTQ community.  This doesn't make any sense.

  6. And keeping them next to a counterfeit Corvette.  That dastardly Biden!

    It must be counterfeit otherwise there'd be no reason to put quotes around that word.

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  7. On 6/3/2023 at 1:42 PM, Pancho said:

    🙄

     

    I'm very happy that they feel they have the free speech rights to do that and I support them in their quest to hang whatever flag they want in their yard.  I very much doubt that my support of their 1st amendment rights goes both ways.

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  8. On 5/22/2023 at 10:40 AM, Gil Bang said:

    I was down in the Keys for a couple of weeks.  One particularly hot day, I walked up to a waterfront patio bar (aren't they all down there) that had the temp readings on the taps.  The bud light tap ran 35 degrees.   Bartender says what'll you have?  I say Bud Light.  He says "bottle or draft"?  I say "draft". 

    He says "yeah, since the trans thing, everybody orders draft. Nobody wants a bud light bottle in front of them". 

     

    When given the choice between bottle and draft, what person in their right mind would choose bottled?

    On 5/22/2023 at 5:32 PM, safe sex said:

    That's just Muff IPA

    eta: I want to add that, during my course in life as a trauma nurse, I saw way worse dick hygiene among the general population as compared to vaginal hygiene. And that has carried through in my course in life as a sex nurse.

    PPS - filthy dicks are generally the cause of "smelly" vaginas. So clean your fucking junk, dudes

    My junk is clean, but also never let it be said that even if it wasn't, I was responsible for a smelly vagina.

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  9. 6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

     

    Left to right Mitt Romney, the dad from Modern Family, Elon Musk, Abe Lincoln, some poker player guy (guessing because of the sunglasses), Van Jones without his glasses, Trump, Rogan, is that Gob?

    I'd pay $10 million not to have to sit at that table, so I guess I'm going to take the $10 million.  Ok, final answer, I'll take the $10 million.

  10. 8 hours ago, troph said:

    Gay men drink vodka all night long, lesbians drink craft beer but only 1-2 of them then we fall asleep before the clock hits 9pm. Ain’t no one got room for BL.

    Hmm.  I guess I'm drinking with the lesbians.  They'll just need to stagger them in so I can keep drinking with lesbians. 

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  11. On 5/25/2023 at 12:56 PM, Underdog said:

    Do they come in mens sizes? 

    Can't speak to those, but you can build your own version of Chuck's at This link

    Built mine last year, not in time for pride, and can't wait to have a reason to wear them this year.

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  12. Well yeah.  They are ignoring that Walmart also has pride clothing.  They don't actually care about the merchandise, they care about having some targets to keep their outrage grift going.

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  13. In junior high, we went on a class trip to Washington DC.  While we were at the Arlington National Cemetery, Hope pulled up with his wife in a limo and go out to use a payphone.  He interacted with all of us as if he had all the time in the world, then jumped back in his limo and took off.  That's my CSB about Bob Hope.

    I also once saw Tiny Tim at the DFW airport.  I had no idea who that was, but my dad thought it was funny.

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  14. 7 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

    Well, you admitted to it, so there's that. Shit like that is why my employees get per diems when they are out of town. Not on expense reimbursements you don't.

    As someone who worked with a per diem expense account vs a non per diem expense account, I can tell you I made a shit ton more money on the per diem. I’ll give you a for instance. With a per diem, I eat 2 meals a day, and I eat cheap. Let’s say the customer provides lunch during our workshop and then I go get subway or something for dinner. I spent $10 on food that day and I get to pocket $90 of the $100 per diem. Or, I have a much nicer meal on my non Per diem account for dinner. I don’t claim breakfast because I didn’t eat it and I don’t claim lunch because it was provided. So now I have $50 dinner and I walk home with $0 and the company saves $50. Of course I could throw in fake meals for less than $20 for breakfast and lunch and wind up with ~$40 cash, and the company still saves $10, but that, I agree, would be stealing. I picked $20 in this case because my current company requires receipts above $20. 

    Anyway, usually it’s cheaper for the company not to offer a per diem. Though I loved those per diem trips when I was traveling with a sales person and they picked up all the food bills, then I got to pocket the whole per diem every day. Oh, and final note, the company’s I’ve worked for offered the per diem for daily expenses, airfare/mileage, ground transportation and hotels were all handled outside that. 

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