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Gardner Barnes

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  1. Plus Washington didn’t have any teeth so he wouldn’t give a fuck if you punched him in the mouth.
  2. Good list. I need to watch The Wire and GoT. Both have been on my list for years and I have never gotten around to either.
  3. So does your mom.
  4. Im down for more smash mouth talk
  5. Ps. F Tony’s and John’s roast pork. They are too far.
  6. Which one?!
  7. It’s not uninformed. Cs are chronically underrated.
  8. For real. This was a few years ago but you just don’t get this kind of thing in any other sport. I love the Stanley Cup playoffs - perhaps even more when my team isn’t in it.
  9. Not to mention like 6 dudes rolling around on the ice pushing and shoving after the horn sounded. It’s like when Clubber Lang pushed Rocky’s face. It’s so on.
  10. Yep. That was insane. How does he hold the paddle like that and not give to the momentum of the puck.
  11. Seriously. The dude was like 6’4 240 Also. This thread is awesome. Perhaps the first great original Surly thread. I submit James K Polk. Look at this fucking mullet. He may have been a mediocre president but you know not a fuck is given because mullet.
  12. Doc is the best there is. I say this every single year -I love everything about the Stanley Cup playoffs but I especially love Doc’s call. Can’t think of another broadcaster that is this good at calling his sport.
  13. This is what they have done all year. It’s so awful but at the same time so appropriate. #Vegas
  14. Man. Meyer is either scared as fuck of TH or just is using him as a proxy for scouting. Or perhaps both.
  15. I like Zach. Nextdoor needs more surly.
  16. Note SF had a screen pass called, which is technically a great counter. Didn’t matter, A double A exposes inside mediocrity.
  17. If they put him in, that kid is going to be on Roller skates and they are going to Double A blitz him to death. It will look like this. Over and over and over
  18. Who are you and what have you done with skipperj
  19. If he was then it will be even worse. Learning to recognize a defensive front and adjust to shifts and then make the proper protection calls at the college level requires a very bright player. It’s not something that is easy to just pick up during fall training.
  20. Thier shirts are shit quality. Bought several about 5 years ago and within a few months I had rips at the elbows. I get my shirts from Proper Cloth and Hamilton.
  21. Good eye. Thought it was just a weird camera angle while watching. Turns out perhaps not. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5b078547e4b0568a8809b87a
  22. Maybe we should get that person with this person who wants to “take pictures of dogs”
  23. Which of the 9.95ers is the most reliable?
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