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Laxtonto

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  1. That was any ugly ball
  2. Much like Babo at Clemson, once you dont have a generational level talent at QB, the their star doesn't shine so bright
  3. Can we have the USC punter? I dont care that we already signed another one...
  4. Exciting game.... all these offensive fireworks.... yawn...
  5. Merry Christmas you fucking land thieves! In the long-standing tradition of OU, eat a dick BV!
  6. #4….. Done and done. Tomorrow morning is going to be rough… curious if I get more then 3 hours if sleep…. Merry Christmas fuckers!
  7. Fucking bicycle has a thing on it that shoots his damn bubbles…. That has to be disabled to put in 3 AAA batteries (would be included but are dead)…. Problem solved, bourbon #3 poured…. Time to see how “helpful” Mrs Clause is feeling before I start on this softball hitting stand thing
  8. Bourbon #1 is poured. Starting on the Huffy “Frozen” bicycle w training wheels
  9. That fucking Melissa and Doug kitchen thankfully has been an exceptional hand-me-down to the youngest… Had a a bourbon or three too many on that build… still not as traumatic as that god damn doll house.
  10. Is this going to be the late night Santa assembly and slow bourbon descent into madness thread or should I start anew one in a few hours? This year’s torture is fairly low key vs. the titanic battle w the doll house of years past. Only some bicycles and other random large items for the 4 year old and some te h stuff for the oldest.
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  12. Not sure if I believe this.... It seems like a way to obscure who sold them to Hezbollah
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