Jump to content

Reynolds Woodcock

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    2224
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Posts posted by Reynolds Woodcock

  1. I guess I’m ok with Gerwig not being nominated, because that category is stacked. Personally I would swap her in for Yorgos (another film that struggles with being a bit too one note in an otherwise masterfully created world). Robbie not being nominated over Annette Bening is fucking insane. 

  2. 3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

    I think the class of 2020 thread hit 500 in July. That was the summer of Demas being Demas, losing Broughton at the Rivals camp because we didn't have any other highly rated recruits there, covid planning, Bijan giving a silent to fOSU, and ~200 pages of Tom Herman content. 

    Right. There is the fact that, for the last 14 years, the offseason was the best part of being a Texas football fan. Every offseason, Gerald Wilbon could be the next Terrance Cody, Andrew Fitzgerald could be the next JJ Watt, and the lightbulb would finally come on for Naashon Hughes. Of course, all those dreams came crashing down every fall, but hope springs eternal, and that drives conversation.

    In short, it was like being a Texas A&M fan for the last 84 years. 

    • Haha 3
    • Rage+1 2
  3. 4 hours ago, someguy said:

    does it? Because Barbie is the one movie that sticks out as a sore thumb for being nominated.  It was definitely a cultural phenomenon and might have been fun, but it was an absolute trainwreck from a writing/directing perspective.  If there is one movie people will look back on in 20 years and wonder what the heck people were thinking, it will be Barbie.  That being said, I am also shocked Gerwig wasn't nominated.  

     

    lol, did I accidentally open Reddit?

    • Hook 'Em 1
    • Haha 1
  4. 40 minutes ago, BurntOrangeBlooded15 said:


    Just for shits and gigs

     

    *Backups guesses based off 23-24 depth chart and freshman coming in

     

    QB: Ewers, Arch

    RB: Baxter/Blue, Wisner, Gibson, Clark 

    WR: Cook, Moore

    WR: Bond, Niblett

    WR: Golden/Bolden, Wingo

    TE: Helm, Davis *Potentially Niblack*

    RT: Williams,  Cojoe 

    RG: Campbell, Hudson 

    OC: Majors, Robertson/Hudson

    LG: Conner, Agbo

    LT: Banks, Goosby, Baker

     

    Jack: Sorrell, Tapp, Vasek

    DT: Collins, Broughton

    DT: Bledsoe, January/Hills

    NT: Bryant, Mitchell

    End: Burke, Finkley, Simmons

    SLB: Blackwell, Blackshire

    MLB: Lefau

    WLB: Gbenda, Hill 

    CB: Brooks, Holmes * Possibly Muhammad*

    FS: Mubuka, Filsaime/JJR

    BS : Williams, Taaffe

    CB: Muhammad, Robertson

    Star: Barron, Guilbeau


    Obviously some of this will change around a bit with some of the guys from the last class and this class playing roles.  WR rotation will be interesting. Cook, Bond, Golden with sets that have Bolden on the field in a few different spots is my guess, with Wingo getting some spots here and there like Cook did this year. I’d think Gbenda, Lefau and Hill will be on the field together. If Jabbar comes in, I’d be curious to see if anyone leaves (Brooks or Holmes). That offense looks fucking incredible even without Niblack.  Add him in and Jesus Christ.  The secondary you’d think would be much improved.   The edge on the DL should be filthy as well.  Another big body at DT would be the chef’s kiss to this roster.  

    I’ve got some great news for you re edge play.

    https://x.com/PFF_College/status/1746572130005799252?s=20

    • Hook 'Em 1
  5. 53 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

    Damn, they are getting absolutely gutted, and I am here for every fucking second of it. What in the hell is DeBoer telling saying that no one is willing to stay on board.

    This might just be the new normal if you have a coach depart a roster with talent. Happened to A&M, happening to Bama, and it’ll probably happen at Michigan (although most of their studs are already gone). I assume Bama is doubly fucked because all these guys that took a Saban discount are now testing their market value.  

    • Hook 'Em 1
  6. 47 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


    Motherfucker I spend the majority of my free time around people that have injected more testosterone in a week than you will ever naturally possess in your life. I’ve forgotten more about A&P, diet, and anabolics than you will ever know. Adding 20 pounds of muscle, which is different than adding 20 pounds of body weight, ain’t fucking happening. Professional bodybuilders whose sole dedication is eat, sleep, and train don’t add 20 pounds of muscle in 3 years. And finally, the post I quoted said summer, but go ahead and fuck right off with your 8 months too because that ain’t happening either.

     

    46 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


    No, it is not you stupid fuck.

     

    37 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

     

     

     


    That’s not putting on 30 pounds of muscle you illiterate dumbass. That’s 30 pounds of scale weight. I can put that on your bitch ass in 6 weeks.

     

     

     

     

    35 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


    Please, please please please tell me what pharmaceuticals and what doses you would recommend to do that? Don’t worry, I’ll wait.

    All those steroids won’t fix your little pee pee, buddy

  7. On 1/10/2024 at 3:22 PM, dcar00 said:

    this is difficult but 

    Jordan, Magic, Bird, Kobe, Wilt, Kareem, Russell, Robertson, James, Shaq

    next 10 tier Steph, Duncan, West, Hakeem, Mikan, Dr. J, KD, Cousy, Dirk, Petit

    Having Kobe above Duncan is some mind-blowing shit to me, and I say that as a Mavs fan that hated Tim Duncan in the moment. 
     

    MJ, LeBron, Kareem, Magic, Russell, Wilt, Duncan, Bird, Kobe, Steph

    Followed by, in some order, Hakeem, Shaq, Oscar, KD and Jerry West

  8. 5 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

    If the Ogre comes here you know Sark is gonna set that motherfucker loose on all kinds of talent in LA, and I'm here for it. Dude is a below average HC, but if I recall he's a bad dude as a position coach. 

    Live and let live, but I’d prefer he be focused on recruiting football players.

    • Haha 5
  9. 2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

    Columbus, OH, is as big or bigger than Austin, TX, from a population perspective. It's the biggest city in the state by far and fucking dwarfs cities with pro teams like Cincinatti and Cleveland. I'm not super familiar with the kind of business and industry in Columbus, but I'm betting it's fairly decent. 

    Austin's population is larger than Columbus (both Austin proper and MSA).

    • Hook 'Em 1
  10. 16 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

    Can I just give you my list of top 10 jobs moving forward? 

    1. Ohio State

    2. Texas

    3. Georgia

    4. USC

    5. LSU

    6. Oregon

    7.  Tennessee

    8. FSU

    9. Michigan

    10a. Texas A&M

    10b. Alabama

     

    Just off the top of my head....I think 7-9 can be reordered however you see fit. I have Bama/A&M a tie because Bama has the results and has proven throughout the decades they can hire the right guy, obviously having 2 of the best coaches ever coach there.  LSU is 5th because those cajun fucks will do whatever it takes to win and have the results to back up, RIP children hospital funds. 

    As long as FSU isn’t in the SEC or Big 10, they don’t belong on a list. I’d still put Florida above them for that reason. They’ve been wandering in the desert for a bit, but that job has a lot going for it. 

  11. 3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

    Completely lateral move... didn't even get a promotion and just a $300K-$500K salary bump which we could have matched.

    That really stings. Especially right after we lose our two best DTs. More than that it shatters the idea that Texas is and should be a final destination-type job for all but a) the NFL or b) a significant promotion elsewhere.

    Robin Williams Thats The Good Stuff GIF

    • Hook 'Em 1
    • Haha 2
  12. 1 hour ago, VABuckeye said:

    Lost by 6 at TCUn with a chance to win in the final minute against the national champions.  If that’s your fucking definition of terrible I don’t know what to tell you. 
     

    We lost our starting QB against Missouri.  Yeah, most teams are offensively challenged if that happens. Ohio State has had one of the best offenses in college football for many yeah and if that’s challenged well then you’re mentally challenged. 
     

    There are stupid fucking takes and then there’s you lumping Ohio State in with Penn State and Iowa.  

    You left out the most important detail. Your daddy might be headed off to the NFL, so Day actually has a chance to do something! 

    • Hook 'Em 2
  13. 16 hours ago, WholesomeChungusSocialist said:

     I still maintain that Chris Nolan is otherworldly visually talented, but just doesn’t quite have the flesh of a great (or probably even good) writer.

    This is hardly a controversial opinion in the world of film discourse. Nolan has cringe dialogue and writes transparently thin female characters, news at 11. Incredibly insightful and against the grain stuff here.

×
×
  • Create New...