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Pimphand

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  1. Stop numbnuts.... We got railed Enjoy that Philly cock going to be hysterical seeing if you can take the length.
  2. Decided schematic disadvantage. Cock fucking smokers
  3. Jesus Christ watching Bochy lay out the blueprint for Hinch in the 2014 World Series only to have that cock smoker clutch pearls and fuck it up to turn around and have him repeat the process against Dustard is just amazing.
  4. Fuck that cocksucker Crane for not bringing him back.
  5. Sign Pina Jr and fucking shoot Dusty into the abyss of woe
  6. Goddamnit fuck you you fucking fuckface dementia riddled piece of shit
  7. I would take Wulaw over Dusty 1000 times out of 1000 and I am not kidding
  8. All this dementia riddled clown needed to do to save his legacy was retire last year.
  9. We have a cocksmoke manager have you figured it out yet or do you still smoke his pole? No dementia
  10. Eat fuck you cocksmoking Dusty apologists
  11. Meh bitch even if we lost 72-1 you would still have to jump and swing up just to hit us in the knees. Also have fun being Philadelphia's biznatch.
  12. This needs to be the intro song for the podcast tomorrow..... Thanks Dusty!
  13. He had a deram and a draem he didn't suck last year because we had the best bullpen in baseball history
  14. Johnny B Shyte Johnnie B. "Dusty" Baker Jr.
  15. whee chazzy fizz letting the black holes end the inning!
  16. In case people like @Vic Mackeyforgot how horribad Dusty is when he doesn't inherit a dynasty from the previous regime....
  17. Pre Astros: 1997 0-3 NLDS vs Marlins 2000 1-3 NLDS vs Mets 2002 3-2 NLDS vs Braves* 2002 4-1 NLCS vs Cardinals 2002 3-4 WS vs Angels* 2003 3-2 NDLS vs Braves* 2003 3-4 NLCS vs Marlins* 2010 0-3 NLDS vs Phillies 2012 2-3 NLDS vs Giants* (Bochy) 2013 0-1 NLWC vs Pirates* 2016 2-3 NLDS vs Dodgers* 2017 2-3 NLDS vs Cubs* *denotes winner take all game played He is 0-3 in Game 7s (add 2020 ALCS) and he is 2-8 in winner take all games with his lone 2 wins coming 20 years ago vs Atlanta. There is a reason he has a postseason history of being a scrub prior to inheriting Luhnow's Astros
  18. Do you think he possesses the cranial capacity to understand this song?
  19. Pena is fucked till 2024.... Combo of black hole sun hitting behind him and the sophomore slump
  20. Meh the umps have been only mildly in favor of the Rump Rangers it ain't like we had Joe West back there.
  21. Rangers put the final nail in the Astro Coffin tonight
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