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Pimphand

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  1. I started at UT in Fall of 1996. Since then the gomers have managed to lose 4 games in a season all but 3 of those years 1998, 2012, & 2020. I remember how insufferable the sports talk radio shows were all through middle school and high school with all the hayseeds calling in pontificating what might have happened Uncle Rico style had insert mediocre QB here (Pullig, Richardson, et all) not gotten hurt in that one game yadda yadda yadda. At least now everyone realizes how delusional and stupid the A&M callers are after 28 seasons and counting of mediocrity.
  2. They are not going 8-4. LSU's defense sucks but no way in hell do the corndogs not run train on them after last years debacle. Jimbo's road streak will march on into 2024. Next season works out really well for them all 4 of their tough games are at home and they finally get some road patsies that Bilbo may finally snap his road skid. I still don't see them doing much better than their traditional 8-4 next season but perhaps he shocks the world with a 9-3 or 10-2 mark which you know will fire those rejects up.
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    No Herman and Mack would both been smart enough to take the points and never let 1989 powertowel off the mat. Does Sark have blackmail photos on some of y'all? It is weird the way you will defend his asinine stupidity.
  4. He took the clearly superior team and choked on applesauce. You don't lose 4 games at home unless you totally fucking suck. See: 2023
  5. Did you not watch the game in Dallas last month? No call blatant PI against OU then they called a sketch PI against UT missed two blatant Sooner facemasks and of course the perpetual blatant holding. Fuck them they made a deal with the devil let the devil collect their trailer park hollow souls.
  6. Someone needs to tell captain dumbfuck that the committee cares about style points so take the fucking points and stop being a dickhead going for it on every fucking 4th down.
  7. Not sure if you have noticed but our dumbfuck coach thinks he is at Oregon and doesn't know how to strategically play football other than thinking he is on a PlayStation. We are capable of losing any of the remaining games even though we should mudhole them all even with Ewers out.
  8. Someone needs to whip this pussy bitches ass. Fuck everyone who thinks Sark is the answer. Get fucked
  9. He needs a common sense coordinator who can veto his stupid shit
  10. I mean coach like you are at Texas not like you are at Oregon....
  11. Sark.... He needs St Nicky Natas to override his Pac-2 stupidity but we don't have that. When Saban retires we should hire him to mudhole Sark's stupidity. All you have to is show up on game day and tell that fuckstick to eat shit
  12. Eat shit and fuck off. I will go to preseason Tigers game and sit next to Hinch and tell him what an absolute clown he was for fucking 2019 up. Please stop being insane.
  13. And we celebrate your entire catalog all the way back to 2000 Starlight Lounge and the resultant flat tire changing episode with the Mike Martz of DFW homeless.
  14. Helps to not have a total dumbass manager go against the GOAT manager. #decidedschematicdisadvantage
  15. Congrats Rangers you earned it I told all 3 of my close Ranger fan friends when they hired Bochy how jealous I was they hired the GOAT. I didn't expect him to right the ship that quick but he isn't the GOAT without reason and I am happy for the vast majority of Ranger nation. To the dumbfuck crybaby cock smoking thread police total bitchass posters (you know who you are) you still suck every AIDS infested cock IRL from here to eternity so enjoy a modicum of thinking your life isnt a miserable pile of shit ;-)
  16. Holy fuck this site is full of people who don't know how the world happened. When the banks bail your money in I am going to laugh...
  17. He needs to cede control of the offense the school is fucked until he does so no matter what the sunshine pumps crank out on the delusional front.
  18. No fuck that I want Luhnow back 1,000% and I want Hinch back -1,000% We can't keep putting the absolutists in charge of lineups.... Hinch: King of pissing down his leg and undermining the confidence of his pitchers by pulling them at the picosecond of trouble Baker: King of not pissing down his leg and letting the pitcher bleed out on national television undermining their confidence I want someone who will pay attention to analytics but still use his gut intuition to break the trend is that so hard to find?
  19. No the only person holding Robert Horry back was Robert Horry he didn't have the MJ or Bird work ethic but he had otherworldly talent and so he was still able to make an impression and win a lot. That is literally who Quinn Ewers is to a T but you do you.
  20. Why on earth would even Big Shot's mom celebrate him squandering his talents? You can't even get a diss right
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