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The Hot Dog Buffet

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  1. You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.
  2. Ooh, I feel it coming round again
  3. I don't think that really will affect the people who planned on voting for him. The outright "I'd own slaves" comment might move the needle a tiny bit, but the people voting don't believe they would ever be the slaves, so it probably doesn't make much difference. He's "one of the good ones." The trans porn thing will absolutely cost him votes, though.
  4. No, this is going to be a big deal. I have spent enough time around Baptists to know that they don't really care at all about any of the "wrong" things that you do, as long as you don't admit to doing them or get caught doing them. They pretty much all drink, but they also absolutely love righteous indignation, and anyone they know that gets caught drinking is going straight to hell.
  5. That's what brown can do for you.
  6. Reminds me of the video right after Ashley Babbit gets shot and one of the dumbasses starts calling for a medic.
  7. I feel like he probably rambled on with some other programs after the clip got cut off and closed with "whatever makes sense."
  8. If Brittany Mahomes is too intelligent to vote for him, he's in real trouble.
  9. They should move up his sentencing and put him in jail until the election for his own protection.
  10. Might as well give Kamala Texas, too, if we're just picking states.
  11. Yeah. Probably just had the gun in case of an alligator or feral hogs.
  12. I mean you can just watch the video right above your post and it will all make sense.
  13. Why do they keep calling him the shooter when it sounds like he didn't fire a shot?
  14. Gums bleeding...
  15. And there's the non-contact injury on a play that shouldn't have even happened.
  16. He had that game where he beat Texas to prevent the Jayhawks from losing 100 games in 10 years, and that's still his best win. He gets hurt every year, and his backup ends up being just as good or better than him.
  17. I think they are pretty good. Beating Houston doesn't mean much, but they skull fucked them like a good team should.
  18. Well, that's more attractive than Loomer at least.
  19. JD's interactions in his formative years mostly just squeaked and creaked.
  20. I think K-State beats Arizona. Not sure what to think about Kansas after watching them lose to Illinois. UNLV looks pretty good. Should be a close game.
  21. Complaining about the refs in a game you won by 50 just isn't a good look.
  22. She'll be Leatherface in 20 years.
  23. The trick is to just imagine that everyone in the audience also has a completely full diaper.
  24. I just sorta figured he fucks her eye holes. Her eyes are deep enough into those things that he could do it without giving her pink eye.
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