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ztejas

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    USMNT 2024

    We're witnessing the birth of our first Euro superstar. I think we all wondered if a young kid would come along and break through - turns out that kid was already here. TWENTY. For fucking MILAN.
  2. THE FLOOD IS COMING MUTHAFUCKAS They're setting this shit up so fucking well. Gonna have John, Maake and Arbiter vs the flood in a later season.
  3. I'm just tryna get fucked up and play runescape.
  4. Bro how much mescaline are you on right now.
  5. Post a track where - halfway through - you realize or have realized - holy shit this is amazing. I'll start: This isn't "post the best song you've ever heard" or "post your favorite song ever" this is - "Post a song where, when you were fucked up, you realized how great it was and wanted to listen to it on repeat for 48 hours"
  6. I don't know why but I don't like this Clark dickhead. Need X to take this home tomorrow.
  7. Which I started, tongue in cheek, to combat the fire RT sentiment. I don't think you're making the point you think you are. O'Dowd is so fucking far down the list of problems for this team.
  8. Which is hysterical considering we have a "Fire Rodney Terry" thread burning through pages but "Fire David Pierce" apparently hurt people's feelings.
  9. I'm down. Think I came 2nd to Derk last year?
  10. They might have something with SAS, Wilbon and Bob Meyers. Need to dial the yelling down a bit.
  11. Yeah I watched that very recently and thought he was fantastic. I think part of the film's charm is that he doesn't look like a typical hit-man but that's who he is through and through. Like he just wound up in the wrong line of work.
  12. https://youtu.be/OHBaoJgGTXc?si=QBO1n3iZ6L9lvEeM
  13. I wanna get a look at him at catcher first.
  14. This is messageboardgeniuses material.
  15. Just now leaving work but I'm astounded to hear that PB almost dropped a fly ball.
  16. Usually "I want to stick my dick in it" is my first thought.
  17. Hairs don't bother me that much. Unless it looks particularly pube-y.
  18. I wouldn't read into his performance last night very much. He looked tired and just... off. Denver was also targeting him on both ends. I posited to my dad that maybe the Austin allergies were bothering him. I know he had at least one flare-up earlier this season and our pollen counts are no joke right now.
  19. I would be stunned if the Texas baseball lockeroom hasn't been fiercely Christian since its inception. And mandatory Bible study wouldn't fly at Texas but I'm sure he could get over it. Being a faith-based Christian just isn't a turnoff for most baseball players. Especially in the SEC.
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