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Kermit

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  1. Aaron Goodwin fucked around and found out.
  2. One got better in the postseason, the other is Manu’s bitch.
  3. It ain’t my money, but goddamn. Good luck Boston. Maybe he learns how to dribble this offseason.
  4. I’m kind of open to it being the Jules’ Yoga Class thread.
  5. Yeah, just play them chronologically. Metamodern is a great album, but I Don’t Mind off his bluegrass issue is probably his masterpiece so far. Goddamn, that song is just perfect in every way.
  6. Maybe that truck stops and then backs over him, the driver gets out and pisses all over that motherfucker, then drives over him again. Maybe…
  7. We should do that again. But with rules like no drafting of HOF players.
  8. Defensively, team three is in a world of trouble. A frontline of Jokic and Dirk is a sieve and I’m old enough to have witnessed Magic’s attempts at stopping the other team from scoring. They’re extremely potent offensively, but so us every other team up there. Giannis and Mike can’t do everything. Team four is interesting in that their front court is extremely strong. I fucking hate Malone, but he and Curry running pick and roll seems unfair. Plus Larry? And Dream? And Wade? Fuck. Team 2’s backcourt is shit. Absolute dogshit. There’s not a knockdown shooter on the goddamn team. Team 1 is probably my favorite? Shooting, defense, and a reliable fail safe? The only question is how quickly the relationship between Chris, Kobe, and Garnett deteriorates. Plus Kobe is definitely chucking them out of a game.
  9. This is definitely the worst edited out of all of them, which is incredibly hard to fuck up since the mini-movies from this Finals are on YouTube. The template already exists.
  10. As someone who suffered through watching AI, Tim, and Lebron play on the 2004 Olympic team…that’s gonna be a no from me.
  11. So later then?
  12. Hey man, do you have a time frame of when you’ll be done with your verbal diarrhea so I can come back and read about basketball?
  13. Hey man, I’m not reading all that shit. I’m also not offended. I just know where this goes with you and for all of us who have to put up with your meandering posts and infantile responses, we’d rather you have your therapy session off the NBA board. That’s all. But good luck quoting decades old media and millennial sensibilities in your arguments. I’m sure that will go swell.
  14. Derka, this discussion about this particular word was had many years on this very board by better posters than you. My memory is a little hazy, but it’s my recollection that we all decided to eschew that word and try to become more creative with our insults, especially for those of us here who have special needs children and have to deal with bullies on a regular basis. If you’re that dead set on bringing the word back to prominence, start a thread and advocate for it there.
  15. This is such a really weird hill to die on. Good luck, I guess.
  16. Fuck. Well, maybe we don’t keep him? Lots of expiring contracts, lots of draft picks, some unhappy stars…who knows? Maybe we sign Sabrina Ionescu.
  17. Some highlights from this season. Have Tre off the bench and get rid of Graham.
  18. Bro, Wesley fucking suuuuuuuucks. The dude has the ability to be an exceptional defender, but he sucks at literally everything else. Everything.
  19. I will say after watching these documentaries, the Miami Heat organization is first fucking class. Those guys are so generous with their time to sit down and speak on what is inevitably a painful moment for them, and so generous in their praise for a bitter rival.
  20. These Ring of the Rowel motherfuckers need to chill.
  21. Goddamnit. Can we just lock the goddamn NBA thread until October?
  22. LSD legal in Vegas? Because that would be fun in that weird ass done thing. Or so I’ve heard.
  23. Wesley. Wesley didn’t kick it out.
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