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Kermit

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  1. 2 hours ago, thepop said:

    Yall are spending too much energy thinking about players who won’t be on the roster in 2-3 years. Outside of Vassell and Victor and maybe Sochan this roster will be gutted eventually. 

    Well, yeah. When you watch literally every second of Spurs basketball this season you formulate some strong opinions. 
     

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  2. 5 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    Anybody think Sochan finds himself wide ass open at the three point line and thinks, “Man I’m moving so well without the ball I totally shook my guy. They can’t hang with me.”

    I actually feel incredibly bad for him, because it’s clear he’d rather do anything but shoot that three. The ball spins in ways it didn’t think possible when it leaves his hands. @ztejas is probably right about his intangibles and hierarchy on the team, but he’s got to fix that shot. I’m not even worried about his threes, it’s the paint and rim shots that are starting to descend into exercises if futility.

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  3. So, since the season is basically over it's time for some post-season anal-sis. 

    Front office: What the fuck are you assholes doing? This team is dogshit. The veterans are/were dogshit, the players on the team sans Victor and Vassell are dogshit, and the "tank" is dogshit. This upcoming draft is also dogshit and you guys sold everyone on a tank after it became clear that you suck at your jobs. Fuck you. 

    Coaching staff: Tonight's game is a clear indicator that the old man needs to go. Taylor Jenkins has taken a bunch of journeymen and NBA hopefuls and has them playing hard and smart. Then you've got our merry band of idiots, who have been making the same goddman mistakes all season and are progressively getting worse (except Victor). This team needs someone young and hungry, who can grow with the team and hold them accountable. Pop is fat, happy, and clearly does not have what it takes. These guys can't even throw an entry pass, constantly fuck up lobs, and refuse to peel off when Vic is trying to post up. Coaching? 

    Players: Jesus Christ, these assholes suck. 

    Sochan: I know @ztejas is going to disagree vehemtly, but I don't know where this guy falls on this team. He is a horrid shooter and getting worse. He constatnly falls down leaving his teammates to defend 4 on 5. He's not the defender he thinks he is although he's good at it. He fouls a lot. He can't pass, he can't lob, but he can back his man down into the paint and miss a layup. He'll have the spectacular play, but until he can shoot he's going to have a hard time on the offensive side of the ball. Did I mention he can't shoot? 

    Wemby: I love you, please don't leave. 

    Cedi: What can be said about this asshole that @ztejas hasn't already said a million times. I'll be glad when he's gone. 

    Keldon: You are not the star. You are not the star. Pass the fucking ball, you are not the star. Also, you are the worst defender on the team, and Malaki is on this team. He shoots the Spurs out of games, he shoots them into games. Bad turnover here, bad shot there, bad defense everywhere. Hopefully he either accepts his role which should not be the Manu Ginobili of the team, of which he has zero talent to pull off, or gets traded in the offseason. I'll be sad to see him go because he's a beautiful kid with a great personality and does a lot for the city, but he's fucking this team up. 

    Tre: He's a backup. For all the clamoring of him starting, I really don't think the season plays out any differently in terms of win/loss. He's improved as a shooter, which is nice. Tonight is a reminder of all his limitations when he's outplayed by Scottie Pippin's kid. 

    Malaki: I've wasted too many words on this fucker already. Please leave. 

    Julian: He won't be on the team next year, and if he is he'll be glued to the pine. If he is starting, see the Front Office paragraph about them sucking ass. 

    Zach Collins: I think if we just put some hair gel at the top of the Frost Bank building in San Antonio and told Zach it was on the ledge, the the problem would take care of itself. 

    Blake Wesley: I think he'll improve, but he still misses a shit-ton of layups. Can't shoot, but has gotten surprisingly better. 

    Vassell: The one bright spot besides Vic. Defense sucks, but so does everyone elses (sans Vic) and he can shoot his ass off. Two man game with Vic is coming along. He's also continued to drive to the basket and has steadily improved there. Great passer. Love this kid. 

    Mamu: Wish you had gotten more play, dude. Love your energy and tonight would have been a great game to get you some run. God, I fucking hate Zach Collins. 

    Just a fucking horrendous season capped of by tonight's horrendous loss.  

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  4. 1 hour ago, shadow_operative said:

     

    Dude, fuck this shit. I hate this for my Rockets homies. I hate your fucking team, but y’all deserve nice shit. 

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