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BearSchlong

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  1. But....that was a simpler time.  And, Morales was a democrat.  There are no such laws, rules, or standards that apply to Republicans.  A Republican can do every single thing Morales did, and....be rewarded by being elected to the US Senate.  Mark it down.  What got a democrat convicted will get a republican promoted.
    But, you know, republicans and their supporters are against corruption and the deep state and all that.

    Ah the good old days.

    My now-wife worked at Reaud, Morgan & Quinn at the time. And my FIL was Wayne’s “fixer.” Jack Brooks’ pet name for my wife was “Wayne’s goddamned token republican office girl” who refused to vote for him. That was before her run in with Greg Abbot over Warren Jeffs turned her blue.

    What a fucking world, man. But hey, I had sex.
  2. back in the 80s before the transpecos got trendy the evans' served up a mean cfs, mashed, corn, green beans and toast, w/ BOTH brown and cream gravy, for NINE DOLLARS
    the original dining room was on the southeast corner and it was spartan, nothing like what it is now

    That's the dining room I remember. My last visit was probably ‘93 ish.
  3. There has to be a market for disguises/makeup to make brown people appear more white so they can go out in public without being apprehended.  Maybe an Uber like app but instead of a car picking you up, a group of honkies comes by and becomes your friend group so you can shop for groceries.

    Kinda like that SNL skit where Eddie Murphy did whiteface.

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  4. I think I’ve told this story before, but the wife of a friend of mine took their SUV to the dealership for some minor repairs. Dealership says our loaner car is out for the day, but use this brand-new SUV to run your errands. Take your time. 
     
    Yep……. 

    That's how I was surprised with a new leased S-Class in my BearSchlong 1.0 simulation.

    Fuck I love version 2.0. My overhead is about 75% less.

    Except rn I got sucked into taking her to see Rick Springfield tonight with my son’s in-laws. The Woodlands GILF watching might be amusing.
  5. They are far from OTC.

    Costco hearing aids are awesome and usually no more than $1600. Their audiologists are great and facilities are equivalent to hearing tests that I have done at my ENT clinic.

    I went with the Phillips, almost 3 years ago. My dog chewed one up last week and Costco sent it back to see if it could be miraculously repaired. That said, Im getting a new hearing test and will buy a pair of the 9050s because I was so pleased with the previous model. And if the old 9030 can't be repaired, I might buy two pair of the latest model to have a backup pair, since Im 90 miles from the closest store, and I travel a lot and am rough on them. I can't live without them.

    Their repair and cleaning service is wonderful, and usually takes no more than 10 minutes, even if they have to swap out new speakers.

    They sell about 4 different brands (Sennheiser, Jabra, Philips and one other), and I can usually find a few hundred in other purchases whenever I make a Costco run.


  6. Just like the sirens on the Pedernales, which are specifically designed to give people close to the river advance warning so they can leave the low area and get to higher ground.
    BTW, I have years of involvement with Mo Ranch. “Get to higher ground” is 100% one of the protocols. Warning helps you do that.

    I'm scheduled to be on the Presbytery call this Saturday. Mo Ranch is on the agenda, so I’ll probably get a briefing.
  7. A little off topic, but the new Michael Connelly book, "Nightshade", is really good and it takes place on Catalina.  Main character is the head LASD cop on the island. 

    Read on your recommendation and enjoyed it. Appreciated it greatly since I spent a week on the island last year and could visualize it in my mind.

    My wife goes nuts buying local art on our travels so I’ve got a painting of the Casino in my dining room.
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