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Posts posted by HornOnTheBayou
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The best promo was when your mom had 10-cent Night for her biscuit.
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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:
Do not sell him short. Trump is a moron, but he speaks in simple terms his base can understand. And he has the timing and cadence down. Dude is actually very talented at speaking in a way that cons rubes into enthusiastic support for horseshit anti-American policies. He hammers simple points home, over and over again and they eat it up.
They even love his over-the-top billionaire playboy heel act. As a speaker, Trump is the grotesque love child of Ric Flair and Adolf Hitler. He may be unsophisticated and ignorant, but he is a very, very talented conman orator.
When his campaign first started, I assumed this was all an act because no one could be that goddamn stupid. However at this point I've realized that no, he is that goddamn stupid. If this is all an act, then he is Laurence Olivier.
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If you have time, take a trip out to the Bayou Rum distillery. It's about a 20 minute trip east on I-10.
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10 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:
The cop was every bit as inept as one might have feared, and the producers took advantage of every "down shirt" camera angle of the Texans cheerleader.
Yep, that cameraman was doing God's work there.
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The founder and former CEO of Papa John's allegedly used a racial slur during a May conference call on how to avoid unflattering public relations incidents, Forbes reported Wednesday.
That is some rain on your wedding day shit right there.
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The Mrs and I are moving into a new house in Austin in August. Anyone got a rec for a moving company?
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5 hours ago, BigDHornfan said:
Would you like to kiss me on the Veranda?
Lips would be fine.
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The idea of breaking down a box before putting it in the trash is foreign to my wife.
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This thread is giving me a bit of a marshall stiffy.
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2 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:
Oh he knew and he knows he’s fucked. You can always tell when a trumpkin is lying.
Because their lips are moving?
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2 hours ago, GRHorn said:
Oh I understand the end game, better than most here.
China is not ready to assume the mantle and it fits both their political model and their temperament to wait us out. Wait for our debt and political instability to create the real opening, all while milking the current trade arrangements and continuing to steal intellectual property from our corporations for years til it’s time.
Trump’s actions and threats are pressing the issue before China is ready. Their economy is more fragile than meets the eye. Their leverage makes our look modest. They magically hit 7% GDP every quarter. They need things to keep chugging along without major hiccups for a while. Trump is challenging that. Thus, they would like him out. It will hurt segments of our economy, but at least Trump sees the threat. It’s wayyy the fuck bigger than Russia or Putin that the numbnuts here get all worked up about.
But maybe you’re right. Maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about.
Just so we're clear, your argument is that China wants to take over the mantle from the US of being the financial center of power in the world at some point in the future. However, Trump in his infinite wisdom has accelerated that time table to make sure that China becomes the top dog now. That is some 4-fucking-D chess. Art of the deal, bitches!!!
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Does Lee Greenwood just live off of his July royalty check each year? Are May and June lean months in the Greenwood house while he waits for the July check?
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4 hours ago, skipperj said:
For those in my bracket, I’ll be reaching out to those that haven’t paid.
also, you can still change future rounds, so do that if you are fucked.
You can? I tried to do it and the site said picks were locked.
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2 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
You don't want a high pressure stream of water hitting your taint, so picking the right button can be important.
Maybe you don't
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I heard his wife was in College Station looking at houses with Nick Saban's wife.
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3 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
What would surprise anyone at this point?
Pretty much the only thing that would surprise me is if Trump was a trained KGB operative.
Not because Russia didn’t try, but because Trump is too incompetent to learn anything.
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2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:
I have been very clear on the special of the night. If you have any other questions, please refer them to the chef. But the president has been clear and consistent on his view of the specials.
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On 6/21/2018 at 4:29 PM, Kringelbert Fishtybuns said:
I base it on the breast size. Do you know about the cup sizes and all?
You've got the A. The B. The C. And the D. That's the biggest.
I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
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1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:
Never cared for him. I eat pieces of shit like him for breakfast.
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
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Clicked on this thread.
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On 6/18/2018 at 10:42 AM, Trey3216 said:
The VW World Cup commercials are a beatdown.
"America, we know you aren't competing, but you should cheer for Belgium. We have the biggest Electronic Music party"
Yes. Just rub it in our face that we're not in the tournament. However, I can handle the one with the hot Brazilian girl with all the trophies. I like the hot Brazilian girl with all the trophies.
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