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HornOnTheBayou

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  1. Or people who didn't want to go to the wedding and just said the invite "must of gotten lost in the mail".
  2. I'm really surprised by how many people loved the finale. I thought it was really rushed. I understand the problem of trying to cram this story into ten episodes, but it really distracted from the ending. Overall, still an incredible series and one I will definitely re-watch a couple of times.
  3. I'm thinking about the teachers in my hallway and which ones I would trust to handle a firearm in a crisis. And the answer is none of them. But on the positive side, I bet if I start flashing my piece, more students will turn in their homework.
  4. Claiming that a plus for Reno is it's only 90 minutes from Sacramento is definitely an opinion. I have spent way too much time in Sacramento for work over the years. The food scene there is very properly rated, in that it is terrible and everyone is aware of it.
  5. That was going to be the name of my erotic John Grisham fan fic.
  6. I have figured out the solution to all of the world's problems. @TKthunder2 will go on radio, television, and the internet and explain female fertility to all listeners. Yes, a man will explain the female reproductive system to everyone, including women. Anyone see any problems with this?
  7. Sorry, that one is my fault. She told me to shoot it on her tits, but my aim was a bit off.
  8. Couldn't decide if this should go here or in the Champions League thread.
  9. Punt until next year. The Lakers, as currently constructed, reached their peak this year. They're not getting more minutes out of AD and Lebron next year. And this year's draft is weak (at least that's what I keep hearing, I haven't paid attention to it much at all). Fair. Although I would have made the Kardashians joke, since we're specifically talking about NBA players getting in.
  10. For sure. Especially since the basketball HOF lets everyone in.
  11. In Russia, toe with nail polish gets you by three o'clock this afternoon.
  12. If the stories about Trump's odor are true, that would actually explain the number of big, strong men out of central casting that have tears in their eyes when they are near him.
  13. Haven't seen the movie, but the book is incredible. But I worry that the movie would lean too heavy into the "torture porn" part of the story and not focus on the philosophical/religious aspects which make the book so good.
  14. Art Briles thinks that if the kid didn't want to get hit by a car, he shouldn't have dressed like that.
  15. Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human.
  16. Interesting user name for someone who is trying to change the subject from cannibals. Suspicious.
  17. The other day I saw video of Emily Blunt almost exactly saying, "I want to have sex with HornOnTheBayou." Of course, so-called "fact checkers" will try to point out that she was playing a character in a movie and that she said her co-star's name, and not HornOnTheBayou. But we all really know what she meant. And for some reason, the lamestream media still won't report on it!
  18. I really like the new Carmax commercial with Jessica Williams in a bubble bath. Mainly because I really like Jessica Williams in a bubble bath.
  19. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What the fuck was that?!?
  20. Yep, he would fit in right at home on the DT board.
  21. Just finished the season. I've never played the games, knew nothing about the story, but was hooked after the first episode. Fun season of television. I loved all of the cameos like Matt Berry and Mykelti Williamson (good to see the Elstin Limehouse and Boyd Crowder reunion), but my favorite was On a side note, when I become supreme ruler of the world, I am going to decree that Walton Goggins, Jon Bernthal, and the hottie from Shogun all must star in any show that is made.
  22. Are we not doing how many games each series will last?
  23. Top 5 songs about death. A Laura's Dad tribute list, okay?
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