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  1. 2 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

    What a morbid group of people. Yeah Ma'am, clean your teeth while in session. What, no dick to play with?

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    Sorry, that one is my fault. She told me to shoot it on her tits, but my aim was a bit off.

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  2. 1 hour ago, Dutchrudder said:

    If you're NOLA, do you take the late teens pick this year, or punt to 2025?

    I think I would wait for 2025 and hope the wheels fall off. Lots of health question marks for AD and old LeBron. They had a good year, and a team just above .500 is about what you would expect for them at best. Unless they swing some big trade out of nowhere, they shouldn't do any better in 25. 

    Punt until next year. The Lakers, as currently constructed, reached their peak this year. They're not getting more minutes out of AD and Lebron next year. And this year's draft is weak (at least that's what I keep hearing, I haven't paid attention to it much at all).

    4 hours ago, idigTexas said:

    They are the South Austin's mom of HOFs.

    Fair. Although I would have made the Kardashians joke, since we're specifically talking about NBA players getting in.

  3. 4 hours ago, Speedtrucker said:

    Also separate question, how many of yall that like this show have seen Scorsese’s movie Silence?

    I just learned of it this weekend and wonder if it’s any good and worth a watch if the wife and I love Shogun…

    Haven't seen the movie, but the book is incredible. But I worry that the movie would lean too heavy into the "torture porn" part of the story and not focus on the philosophical/religious aspects which make the book so good.

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  4. 27 minutes ago, BeardIP said:

    This is the GOP version of what we saw last month with the taking the "blood bath" remark out of context and out of implication and running with it as a smear tactic becaues it's been slow and need to fire up the base about something before the weekend, methinks.

     

    Oh fuck off, you "both sides" troll. Trump purposefully attempted to stoke a blood bath to keep power in 2020. Any remarks made by him about that should be taken seriously. As far as I know, President Biden has never eaten another human. 

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  5. 6 hours ago, Your Mom said:

     Quoting what someone ALMOST said…   that’s an interesting take. 

    The other day I saw video of Emily Blunt almost exactly saying, "I want to have sex with HornOnTheBayou." Of course, so-called "fact checkers" will try to point out that she was playing a character in a movie and that she said her co-star's name, and not HornOnTheBayou. But we all really know what she meant. And for some reason, the lamestream media still won't report on it!

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  6. Just finished the season. I've never played the games, knew nothing about the story, but was hooked after the first episode. Fun season of television. I loved all of the cameos like Matt Berry and Mykelti Williamson (good to see the Elstin Limehouse and Boyd Crowder reunion), but my favorite was 

    Spoiler

    Fred Armisen as the radio DJ

    On a side note, when I become supreme ruler of the world, I am going to decree that Walton Goggins, Jon Bernthal, and the hottie from Shogun all must star in any show that is made.

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  7. 57 minutes ago, bolverk said:

    Jordan has announced that their air defense will help in shooting shit down. I have no idea their capabilities.

    That was my question. Does Israel need Jordan's help? This is like me helping Ryan Gosling pick up women.

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  8. 13 hours ago, Napoleon said:

    Looks like he took my friend’s ski slope house from the Beaver Creek area and then doubled it and put it on a farm in winter in a warmer state.

    My friend’s parents built that thing with like 9 bedrooms and an indoor spa area with a mini grotto on 10 to 12 person hot tub area, a steam room, sauna, showers, just next to the mini fitness room and there was even a video monitored projection driving range room and it still looks to be smaller than Gundy’s home. 

    Of course, you can’t ski ⛷️ 15 feet out of the mudroom door and be in the middle of a slope that takes you down to a lift that connects you with the Beaver Creek system of lifts, so…

    Sounds like my chauffeur's place.

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  9. 4 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

    he always banged his Christianity drum whenever he could, despite being one of the dirtiest coaches in football throughout his tenure. Some people find that kind of hypocrisy annoying. As an ordained Elder in my church, I certainly do.  One of his players brutally raped and beat an FSU coed.  Bobby sent a letter to the judge, saying what a good kid he was, and requesting leniency.  The FSU Co-ed never got a letter. 

    Bobby correctly knew that as long as he continually told everybody what a great Christian he was that he would get absolute passes from people like you.   He wasn’t dumb. 

    Are you telling me it’s common that at the University of Texas your players do not attend a single day of class their last fall semester?  That would be news to me.  

    Oh, don't mind Sack. He's just standing up for oppressed groups like wealthy, white, Christian males in America. They can never catch a break.

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