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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. Jet Bush sighting
  2. At least you're not wearing square toe boots this time
  3. @RGBIII is Tom Herman if Herman kicked his coke habit
  4. Richard: Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy: No, it was a cordless
  5. Yeah, the opposing head coach totally walked into the visitor locker room, started turning off their ACs and no one stopped him. They're either the biggest group of pussies ever, or they're lying.
  6. I can smell that RV from Austin.
  7. When did this no AC non-sense start? We proved via FOIA requests that LSU made that shit up. This week is the first I've heard of it for Bama
  8. Invironment. Wow I don't know which word is correct so I'll use both that way I got it right half of the time
  9. Ketch can't afford a yeti cup. It was used Whataburger styrofoam cups
  10. That's Golden Corral sir! Pluckers doesn't have enough ham
  11. Plucker's: Home of the freshman 15
  12. Just because he bought a guy a church doesn't make it God's team. Plus dad and I were arguing
  13. I dissected a fetal pig as a freshman in highschool, but I don't know why you're calling me out
  14. Eat a bag of dicks swamp kitty
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