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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. @RGBIII is Tom Herman if Herman kicked his coke habit
  2. Richard: Did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy: No, it was a cordless
  3. Yeah, the opposing head coach totally walked into the visitor locker room, started turning off their ACs and no one stopped him. They're either the biggest group of pussies ever, or they're lying.
  4. I can smell that RV from Austin.
  5. When did this no AC non-sense start? We proved via FOIA requests that LSU made that shit up. This week is the first I've heard of it for Bama
  6. Invironment. Wow I don't know which word is correct so I'll use both that way I got it right half of the time
  7. Ketch can't afford a yeti cup. It was used Whataburger styrofoam cups
  8. That's Golden Corral sir! Pluckers doesn't have enough ham
  9. Plucker's: Home of the freshman 15
  10. Just because he bought a guy a church doesn't make it God's team. Plus dad and I were arguing
  11. I dissected a fetal pig as a freshman in highschool, but I don't know why you're calling me out
  12. Eat a bag of dicks swamp kitty
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