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JesusSweatDuck

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  1. Was it a nurse? @GreenspointTexas
  2. You do know that some of us leave pages open. I even loaded the new posts and looked for the joke, but whatever. Still funny
  3. To be fair, the other 50% were lawyers that post on Surly
  4. Was edited after I loaded the page. So that wasn't there when I went to make the joke and I didn't see the change when I quoted.
  5. Yes, I remember they revived him on the field. I think it might have even been his parents, both Drs if I remember correctly, that did it with an AED machine.
  6. That Westlake OL we signed back in the day didn't have a pulse for a while.
  7. Kinda like Leeroy?
  8. Only they didn't turn the cameras off.
  9. This is better than him meeting the business end of a sledgehammer. The sledgehammer is much too quick and I like to picture him shitting his pants all the way to the ground. Fuck this guy, I hope he was also burning alive while falling to the ground.
  10. If any of you have kids that would be interested
  11. @Armybrat is this true?
  12. Yes, the heels automatically make you 2 inches taller.
  13. Wonder if the US will follow suit
  14. There are drones blowing shit up across the country already. Not sure why this would change anything other than, "the West gave them these weapons"
  15. We got lucky they got the Cedar Park fire under control so quickly. That had all the ingredients to go catastrophic in a hurry
  16. Not sure, but Jaydon Bleu is really stinking it up this off season.
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