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Posts posted by RPM
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38 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:
The Cowboys are about to get loved tenderly.
with out the tenderly part.
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If she walks, that protest in 2016 is gonna look like a kindergarten playday compared to the reaction to this one.
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No. But I would give her skeet lessons.
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10 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:
you never heard him say that before?
Honestly, no. But I don't listen to THL anymore. Corby'd.
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Rhynes with the solo homer in WTDS. Talking about what year Kennedy was elected, "63 was the year he finally got it through his head we didn't like him in Dallas."
Nice Dan/Jake meltdown at the end, too.
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8 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:
There's no way she doesn't have a crazy/angry streak to her. Not that I would care.
I'm kinda hoping she does. Cray/hot sex formula.
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I have anxiety.
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2 minutes ago, Bama Llama said:
College? No, carnival.
Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl.
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Shitter's full!
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2 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:
I hear ya but the actual news programs on Fox News, as rare as they are, seem to acknowledge journalism.
Shep Smith is the ONLY person on FOX that I have any faith in reporting facts.
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Last night was the best episode yet. Dad was really into what was going to be an epic episode of Carson until Mom brought out the mouthwash. Then priorities rapidly changed. I'll never watch a Scope commercial the same way again.
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Will they have the midget bloodstains out of the carpet in time for the Eagles game?
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2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Putting your initials on your product works for Louis Vuitton.
and John Chimpo I'm told.

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1 hour ago, Anastasis said:
I don't know about Living the Bream, but I could probably handle a test drive.
Believe that one is audio only so you don't get to see the hotness, just hear the harpy voice.
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China buys enemy land. Russia just moves in and claims it.
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Hannity will be hosting a seniors exercise show called Badass Bootcamp. He uses motvational tools like saying you look like a weak-ass liberal, a Nancy Pelosi-boy, etc. to drive you through your workout. He also leg sweeps cardboard cutouts of Shumer and Hillary.
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2 minutes ago, pyrohornIII said:
the world’s most populous country is making a major play to buy the proverbial American farm—and U.S. politicians are lending a helping hand.
I'm sure Devin Nunes has very rustled jimmies.
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1 hour ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:
I feel we've gone to far afield on the steam power ship mockery.
Trump wants to keep steam powered catapults. We mock him for that as weird manifestation of MAGA is that catapults have to work like they did 50 years ago.
Some interpret him as saying he wants steam power for the propellers. They mock him for that.
The ships have steam power for the screws. That is what powers them. That's what nuclear propulsion systems do. They boil water. They create steam.
I think some on here have in mind coal fired plants.
What are you, some kinda Einstein?
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I used to be a fair outfielder. We were f'n around at a cookout in the early 90's and I tried to throw a guy out at the plate. I heard my rotator cuff tear when I released the ball and it didn't even reach the cutoff man. I'm writhing in alcohol numbed pain and everyone is giving me shit for throwing like a girl.



Cowboys vs Saints: TNF Edition
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Football apparently can not be played without lame humor among hasbeens.