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Katfid54

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  1. You don't remember goofy-ass Taylor "Corndog" Cornelius absolutely decimating us with QB Zone Read when we played @ oSu two years ago??? Yurcich uses his QB as a running threat in very smart and fucking useful ways, and in 2018, it fucking sucked.
  2. Fixed it for you.
  3. Glad to hear someone bring a fraiche take to the board.
  4. This doesn't even acknowledge that they spent their meth money on WrestleMania PPVs, not knowing they were going to have to pony up $60 to see Oklahoma take on Missouri State.
  5. Didnt realize sticking to Greek puns was going to be such a Herculean task.
  6. The dude who went Egyptian god was closer than this renaissance-era German legend.
  7. But they're Telemaching me crazy!
  8. Wrong period of classical antiquity, dumbass. Let me guess, your only response is, "It's all Greek to me!"
  9. Everyone knows that painful and obscure puns are the Achiiles' heel of this board.
  10. Now you just sound like a Homer.
  11. I'm good with offering, as long as we offer Charybdis, too. I hear they're a package deal.
  12. This is the next evolution of the Malcolm Epps offense.
  13. Only if they don't use this year as a redshirt year.
  14. I thought that if you were the "skinniest you've ever been," you got moved to CB for aggy?
  15. Sometimes you just gotta name your kid after a biblical woman who fucked her father in law (twice).
  16. Good reminder. For example, at the same point in his sophomore year of high school, Moro Ojomo hadn't even been born yet.
  17. I'm thinking Tyler Johnson may not be ready to start at Left Tackle.
  18. Way too many sentences for this guy to comprehend.
  19. Even if this is all true, a slowed down game ups potential uncertainty in outcomes more than it necessarily "favors" aggy. I.e., if aggy plays five other opponents that also slow the pace way down and try to make it a 10-7 or 17-14 type game, that creates a huge degree of risk for aggy. Maybe they go 5-0 in that stretch. Maybe they go 0-5. But if your hypothesis is true, it would make it more likely that they win in games they shouldn't, it also makes it more likely that they lose games they otherwise shouldn't lose.
  20. Honestly, counting on road games to "not be like normal road games" but ignoring the fact that the same conditions will likewise diminish home field advantage is some grade A aggy shit, man. Thank you for your service.
  21. Sounds like you all agree me that six wins is a best case scenario for them.
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