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TejasPedro

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  1. A huuuger hurdle in a having a current Head Coach that won’t pack his shit up and leave.
  2. Schloss is single and ready to mingle, coming to Austin and bringing Max Weiner.
  3. Stros bout to put up 8 runs in the 8th, jk.
  4. After the CWS ends. Hell in a cell Death match. Two coaches enter, only one may exit. The surviving coach will then be allowed to put on the burnt orange!
  5. Top reasons why Schloss should leave aTm: I’ll start, Jizz Jars Milkmen jumping around doing strange hand signals Coed talent pool They have Dat Nguyen We have Dis Nguyen
  6. If it’s Tony V Aggies will be at a Schloss for words, when Jim takes the Vols job
  7. Schloss be dressing like Tony V looking like
  8. Offer him the lowest amount allowed, have several morality clauses built into the contract. Toss in a few gag balls and a gimp mask and be done with it. Tell his agent this is an audition for next year and roll the dice. Do the deal Brown.
  9. MLB better please Trevor, he will slap around and choke out Manfred
  10. So we are going Big Name Hunting! This whole time, kind of felt like a bunch of fudds going after wabbits.
  11. If Max Weiner is coming she can be clean up
  12. You forgot about “Back of the Card.” Blubaugh? Did we sign AC Green, how did I not hear about this?
  13. Too many are prematurely announcing Weiner coming to Texas. If and when he comes to Texas he will explode on the recruiting scene.
  14. So, we get left at the alter then we go after Max rebound wiener. How gauche
  15. Don’t we have some former Quidditch players on here with derp ties to the athletic department, a source who is married to the cousin of CDC’s dog groomer, one that might have credible intel? Something overheard at the last shampooing? Anything????? No news at this point feels like we are stuck in DP hell…..
  16. Tony Vitello is Osso Buco Jim Schlossnagle is Geoduck Crudo Backitch is Fava Beans and Chianti
  17. I’m down wit Vit, but….can you imagine the look on Reveille’s face when they announce Schlongnoodle to the Longhorns.
  18. Just got an email that it’s being announced that Mr Wonderful is coming to Texas. I thought they meant Tony V. Huge let down to find out it was about a pittbull
  19. What about the cabbage catch kid dropping the home run?
  20. Is Pablo Spanish for Dream Crusher?
  21. It’s a reality we don’t want to face. The signs have been there all along. At some point Crane went to the Jerry Jones seminar for sports team owners. Itinerary: Opening Remarks: Life after winning it all! Grand BallroomA &B: How to fuck your fanbase hard, but give them enough to not burn your house down. Salon A: New Unis, you found a way to print money, what are you buying next? Lunch: Texas Room: Lower your overhead, raise the profits. Air Conditioning, why?
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