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TejasPedro

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  1. Cajuns are putting on a clinic on how to manage a pitching staff.
  2. Augie Garrido’s rum soaked skeletal bones.
  3. Deadman notating. Pierce, please stop acting like you care.
  4. So fucking fired! If we get Matt Deggs can he bring Torres? Torres with the in yo face bat flip
  5. The space cowboys would be leading the NL west if they jumped up a league. I think they would be in 2nd in the AL West
  6. DIDN’T GET SWEPT!
  7. Does anyone else feel the sexual tension between Julia and Loperfido?
  8. Toss in Baty and that glove chunker for Kessinger and Pressly GM’ing is kid stuff
  9. Crane and Brown can go straight to college station.
  10. Well, before anything happens he is going to need a new glove.
  11. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of Luhnow, it was the age of Purpura, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the post season of Light, it was the post season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair
  12. Starting to think this team is irresolute
  13. I really think Bryan Abreu can hit better than Jose Abreu absolutely not kidding.
  14. Jeff Bagwell never stopped being a douche bag! Dana Brown was a bad hire. Crane, Please sell the team.
  15. I would like to replace Bagwell with Uncle Mike. Michael Brantley is the loveable uncle you can’t wait to see at family get-togethers, Bagwell is the embarrassing drunk uncle you try not to talk or think about.
  16. Framber wanted to go off the rails.
  17. Is David Pierce still needing to be fired, I haven’t had any updates?
  18. Sir you stop what you are doing this very minute and you march yourself right into her knitting circle and look her dead in the eye and say, look I get you are transitioning from crotchety nag to old crotchety hag, but JHC, woman them damn sandwiches just ain’t going to make themselves and that laundry is stacking up something fierce.
  19. Jake Meyers with the heady base running
  20. Fuck Tyler Anderson. our hitters can stop looking at his leg twitch. Looks like he is catching a calf cramp with each pitch.
  21. Is anyone pudding two and two together? Chas’ dealer leaves town and his injuries go up and his production goes down.
  22. I don’t want to be the first to have a knee jerk off reaction, but I do likes me a winning streak.
  23. Sweeping the A’s is like getting a ZJ from Caitlyn Jenner. Slightly satisfying but, do you really want to tell anyone about it?
  24. Well, while we are at, why don’t we go out and ask this asshole’s opinion on the sticky matter
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