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SimkinsMan

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  1. Can we knock off the Charlie fucking Strong talk already? Surely there is a thread somewhere for you masochists to go and bang your nuts together.
  2. I think it has been established on multiple occasions that 247 readers are the dumbest, and most likely to breathe through their mouths, of the Longhorn cosmoverse.
  3. Seems like the kid comes from a good family. Hoping for the best for him, and the worst for Aggy. Thanks for sharing.
  4. His play is very electric. I see a lot of JJ Watt in him.
  5. Yeah, so about a 45-yard throw. Not great, bob.
  6. NOOOO! Please be anything but respectful. Or I will lose all respect for you.
  7. Done. RoJo is second!
  8. That's a pretty good spot for him. Expectations not super high. Easier conference to play in. Any success will be met with gratitude. A fun place to recruit players to. And given the legality of certain substances there, perhaps he can line up some transfers from The Station!
  9. Sorry, I checked out of this franchise for the last couple of years because I couldn't stand that fuckwit Easterby. Now I'm kind of, sort of, back. So do we want to lose out this year or show some progress?
  10. This guy thinks shooting Jimbo goes too far, but he has an alternative plan that involves sexual harassment.
  11. John "the Chief" Chavis is tanned, rested, and ready. His buyout at <checks notes> the Birmingham Stallions should be within the power of the vaunted Aggy purse.
  12. She is a miserable person who drives the worst of those mouthbreathers on aggy 247 nuts. What a national treasure she is.
  13. QB whisperer…
  14. Get your licks in now.
  15. It is extremely weird to be rooting for Spencer Rattler.
  16. Touchdown Muggsy Bogues!
  17. "Not close" At least one of them called things correctly.
  18. So Howell does not think Aggies will show promise on offense. For once, we agree.
  19. He's trying to get some ass. "What are you doing cutie, I'm in columbia south carolina trying to see you. Let me know if this is worth pursuing or not. I'm just trying to see where we're at."
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