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SimkinsMan

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  1. To me, honestly, he looks cordial, warm, and friendly. By contrast his cousin Hudson Standoffish is cold and aloof.
  2. Not a great week for Aggy. The Demas situation reflects very poorly on Jimbo, and The Rudder Association story is pretty wild. A bunch of old, red-ass Aggy try to create their own separate Fish Camp because the existing one (run by students) tries to "indoctrinate" tolerance into new students. The university adult who supervises Fish Camp suggest that the old red-asses actually talk to the students and the red-asses say nah, we're going to to try to work through Dan Patrick to impose these changes on the university. This will backfire gloriously in their faces, I have to think.
  3. I quit when they traded Hopkins for a bag of Doritos. Now I'm just enjoying watching it all burn down.
  4. I agree. But I have begun to take a perverse pleasure in their mounting failures. Who knew abandoning fandom could be so freeing?
  5. On one hand, Berman knows his shit. On the other hand, Cal is hiring the white preacher boy and we all know it.
  6. It's going to be McCown. It's always been McCown. He and Easterby bonded during FCA. This has been Easterby's plan for two years since he first wanted to hire Caserio. If you don't understand it, you haven't been paying attention to the Easterby Evangelical Texans Tabernacle.
  7. HUGE GET!
  8. It is. In his own words.
  9. I'm just here to watch it burn. And instead of calling the fire department, Jack Easterby dialed Exxon Mobil for more gas. You love to see the self-immolation of this gang of absolute fucking turds.
  10. Unpopular take, I'm sure, but Roach is fine. He's clearly unhappy doing his job. And he's not particularly good at it. But he seems to be the rare 9.95er that doesn't make shit up. He will actually say "I don't know" instead of tossing a 300-word salad full of bullshit that makes the author seem like he knows what he is talking about when, in fact, he does not. TL;DR Roach is basically a harmless idiot, but that's pretty good for this industry as things go.
  11. Lord how I have come to hate this fucking franchise.
  12. Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Post-championship windfall
  13. Moody is a senior, at a position of need, who is looking to put film out there for scouts. Hell, even if he just plays special teams he'd be a huge upgrade there. I has excite.
  14. Sounds like McCoy is coming in and moving to safety, y'all.
  15. He's about to light this motherfucker up. Really liking the energy in the DB room now.
  16. Ringo ... where's his mom anyway?
  17. Vince Lombardi would never sign on to coach for a chucklefuck like Cal and his dysfunctional front office.
  18. As it fucking should. The owner is a gimbus who, inexplicably, elevated a smooth-talking pastor to lead his team's football operations. This Wormtongue-like figure then purged the roster and organization of all who were not sycophants. He then led the hiring of the one GM candidate who would not object to his presence, and then they hired a weak-ass coach who would take orders from the fucking GM during games over the headset. Cal McNair has turned the Texans into an absolute joke and he and his "brick by brick" organization deserve every bit of ridicule they receive. Janice should force Cal to step back, and failing that, force him to hire a real football person to run the team, with the first bit of business sending Easterby packing. Until that time I relish every loss, the empty stadiums, and the late-game views of the owner's box with Clueless Cal and his bored-looking wife. Fuck off with trying to give these imbeciles the benefit of the doubt. It's an absolute train wreck that a few nice draft picks and a better than expected season from Davis Mills can't put back on the rails.
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