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SimkinsMan

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  1. Kicking is simple. I like my punters from Australia, and kickers with names that end in icker or ucker.
  2. This is the kind of content I come to surly for. Certitude, anger at UT decisions, and a whiff of insider knowledge all in a neat package. I'm not saying you're wrong, friend, but you are prototype surly!
  3. Can someone please explain what "controlling your position" means? Is that like, "Shut the fuck up Worthy and run 3 extra sprints!" Or, "Ya'll motherfuckers ain't transferring and stop talking about that shit!" Or something more Orwellian?
  4. Can't wait to see what a senior season Jaylan Ford looks like on the field.
  5. Is TexAgs bothered by the Riley news? Not. At. All. In fact, the SEC West is wide open next year!
  6. I'm sorry, did FCB actually use "sitch" instead of situation? As if we needed another reason to hate that asshole.
  7. That's a great story -- thanks for sharing it.
  8. Hope so. He's a demon on special teams.
  9. This is good. I don't want two MEGA conferences. It will be fine, I think, to have the two major conferences and then two to three other decent conferences. I wonder if this settles things down now until the GOR expires for the ACC.
  10. Sorry, that job's already taken by BO&W.
  11. This motherfucker has carpet bombed the last three pages of an otherwise (mostly) informative thread. Can we all agree to mute his dumb ass and move on?
  12. Tarp sounds really really beaten down in that update. It's delicious.
  13. Wrecking Crew reporting for duty!
  14. First of all, I wish they would fire Caserio, who is too closely aligned to Preacher Easterby for me. Second, this is just about the perfect thread title.
  15. 2024 Texas recruiting notes: Eight-win Esteban rides again!
  16. Roach is terrible. NIL "isn't a huge factor." Sure it's not, chucklehead. Also, everyone and their brother knows this was already down to Texas and Purdue. Just worthless.
  17. Olin is the perfect writer for that delusional fan base.
  18. Ok. Before this year his lifetime record at Tulane was 31-43.
  19. Nice win today, to be sure. But Tulane was 2-10 last year in his sixth year at the school. Did you say we would win 10, or lose 10 every year? Also, it sounds like you need a hug.
  20. Ewers has been fine tonight. Worthy just seems to get worse, however.
  21. That was an amazing interception by the Carolina defender. Fun game to watch.
  22. Cool story. No actual quotes from Cooper Manning and the video with his supposed interview does not exist on that page. Great work MSN.
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