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SimkinsMan

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  1. Lots of gold in this TexAgs podcast. But probably the best is a truly unhinged comment by Olin Buchanan that A&M coaches should consider the spread in games, and it should affect their decision-making, because their NIL donors probably bet on the game. And if said donors cover, it's probably good for the NIL pool because it means more money. Bonkers-level commentary.
  2. Jeff Bezos left Seattle for Miami because his new hoe wanted to frolic in the sun.
  3. This is the perfect encapsulation of aggy. The original post basically says that all of the conspiracy theories being presented on the board -- and if you look they are very much down with the idea that the fix was in for tu from the beginning of the season -- make the aggies look dumb and only fuel the negative stereotypes of the school. He is then predictably crushed by opposing viewpoints. But Cinco Ranch here is my favorite: Let me see your papers. Don't tell me about facts. I'll believe what I want to believe. By god someone in Austin flipped me off once. Also, no CR, but his signature is the chef's kiss.
  4. He's gone from "we run this state" to "we run this mouth." Get fucked, aggie.
  5. Michigan Washington Texas Alabama
  6. Serious question, who would you trade Sarkisian for in college football right now? Saban is 23 years older. Maybe Kirby Smart? I'm not sure I can think of anyone else.
  7. I think we're seeing the fruits of a brilliant offensive mind coupled with high-end talent. And they are sweet indeed.
  8. E-Rob got a new Job. This might break those desperate fuckers.
  9. Are we 100 percent convinced that the winner of this game is in the playoffs? I know there's a 5,000 page thread on all of this, but trying to keep up with that nonsense is a beating.
  10. That signature is something to behold.
  11. This board had a quasi-serious discussion about our collective concerns that WVU would keep Texas out of the Big 12 championship game. Brown is the obvious choice.
  12. He's just a Small Town Southern Man who's Chasin' that Neon Football.
  13. This thread title is the shit.
  14. Wanted: Potential late addition to the class
  15. Please, for the love of god, do not upset CTJ like this. When riled up, his temper gets hotter than a hoochie coochie.
  16. He like his chicken fried steak, ok?
  17. Pretty sure what is happening here: A sizable contingent of aggy donors wanted Traylor. But they knew this would be deeply unpopular with the fanbase. So they start leaking like a sieve about Stoops, who would be even more unpopular. Then Traylor rides in like a white knight next week, all of sudden looking much more palatable to gomer.
  18. Stoops rhymes with whoops. Just a coincidence, I'm sure.
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